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The Bumblebee Man on The Simpsons is like “ha ha, isn’t Mexican TV stupid”… because the writers saw El Chapulin Colorado, whose central premise is “ha ha, aren’t American Superheroes stupid”.

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Help me survive a few months please!

My dad found out i was using my allowance on electrolysis so he just decided to cut my financing starting next month. If you want to support me and help me pay out my rent and finish my electrolysis course, u can comission me for some artwork!

Simple sketch no colours 5$

Simple sketch black&white 8$

Detailed piece full colouring&render 20$

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ok well ive had my fun with this little game nothing can top making indiana jones sound like he's elvis trying not to cum

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Discovering that the DSA is secretly a cutout of the German government that is funding it though the Die Linke and the Rosa Luxemburg foundation.

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Having gone to read their website, from what I can tell the author of this appears to have typed "democratic socialists of america rosa luxemburg" in google and just gone down the list of search results.

They straight up state on their courses and programs which of their events are paid for and/or run by the RLS. Not exactly a secret. Maybe the RLS is finally getting their money's worth.

Now the DSA elected are going to only pass Germany-first legislation, fly to Germany to kiss the Berlin wall, and make it punishable by jailtime to watch those episodes of The Simpsons with the husky German kid.

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In Copenhagen you can visit The Round Tower. It used to be an astronomical observatory until light pollution and the vibrations from increased traffic in the streets made it useless for its original purpose.

Today it’s mostly famous for what it looks like on the inside.

It has an equestrian staircase though it’s so smooth it’s really just a gentle slope more than a staircase. It was build like that so our lazy bum king could ride his horse all the way to the top (king not in photo)

And naturally people have also driven cars up the tower

And held a bike race

For a while it was just sort of abandoned by the authorities and became a sloping marketplace

But today it has been restored and become a tourist spot as well as a popular destination for school trips. And yes, you can still watch the cosmos at the top.

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and the cow jumped over the moon! nursery rhymes meet jump blues: the lynn proctor trio performing "watch out" in the all-black film, miracle in harlem (1948) directed by jack kemp.

information about this trio is hard to come by online, with all results pointing to this movie. this may very well be the only recording of their work available today.

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I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

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All congratulations screens from Super Smash Bros. Melee that feature characters related to the Mario franchise, extracted from the game's files (please zoom in to view details).

Source: blueberrymuffin

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You cowards just need to watch Kamen Rider Fourze already

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Fourze is absolutely bonkers and one of my favorite Kamen Rider series. Gentarou transfers into a Japanese high school that is a parody of every American high school trope, complete with an American football team and cheerleaders, every US HS clique imaginable, but also half the teachers and administrators are secretly monsters and make the outcasts and bullies into monsters too so Gentarou gets transformed into a superhero and cures them with the power of FRIENDSHIP and also rocket-drill-kicking their monster halves into oblivion.

The whole thing is an exploration of the power of kindness and understanding dressed up in a wacky live-action anime with cool-ass fight scenes and toyetic gimmicks, and it genuinely chokes me up every time Gentarou is like “NO I’m not gonna give up on this person because they’re hurting and they need a friend and dammit I’M GONNA BE THAT FRIEND.”

ETA: oh yeah you can get the whole thing here!