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Post-Post Anxiety
You know how when you accidentally neglect something until you realize you’re actually just avoiding it, and then you continue to avoid it for the sake of avoiding it, and then you start to get anxiety just thinking about it? Then the run-on sentences come. And the fragments.
That anxiety is how I feel about Suddenly Single.
Originally I wanted this to be a one-year, in-depth project. I had…
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NETPRIX News: Ask Me Once, Shame on You
NETPRIX News: Ask Me Once, Shame on You
Did you hear abut Netflix’s new dating policy?
Netflix’s new policy forces rejected dates to avoid their rejector. LOLZ
Allegedly, if you ask someone out once and get rejected, you have to avoid the person who rejected you.
Now companies like Facebook and Google are lookin’ pretty chill with their policies. At least they don’t require their employees to avoid each other. But a little insider’s…
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Horrifying Text Messages
Since I’ve abandoned the apps and begun dating dudes IRL/not for the story, I’ve stopped tending to my Tinder till. While the fuckers of August and November have slowly disappeared from my life, every few months I still find myself graced with a tacky throwback text. From my collection of #TBTs, the most memorable comebacks are brought to you by Glenn (I don’t remember his real name. He’s…
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The Time Renaissance Ronald Got Shittier Than a Big Mac
The Time Renaissance Ronald Got Shittier Than a Big Mac
You read about the menu fuckers – the good, the bad, and the ugly (some good, most bad, none ugly #officiallysuperficial). But just as your strawberry, summer squash salad with blue cheese crumbles, those bitches were seasonal and have since been replaced with watermelon gazpacho and vegan crème brûlée. Wait tho! What actually happened to them? Let me do a little episode recap on my loves lost…
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Coding Academy
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Coding Academy
Last Wednesday I shared an Uber ride with a low-key tech celeb. #thisglamorouslife
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Hello, World!
Dear readers, After going through my cemetery of text messages and writing novel-esque, over-explained apologies to my ghosting victims, I feel it is only appropriate to do the same for you. When I first started this blog, I was frustrated with being a woman in tech. I was making 1/3 – 1/8 the salary of the engineers around me. I was overwhelmed by the stress of being professional in an…
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When I Left Tinder, My Life Got MORE Complicated
About two months ago I realized my life was getting a little too crazy, even for me. With my fiendish, for-the-story dating habits I stopped having time to tend to my job, my friends, the cleanliness of my home, and most importantly – myself. Not only was I strapped for minutes, but I was starting to experience an identity crisis. Because every guy in my world was sourced from Tinder, I had no…
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Fuckers I'm Dating: November Edition
Fuckers I’m Dating: November Edition
It’s pumpkin spice time, bitches! Fuckers I’m Dating: August Edition was so last summer. Now it’s all about those fall boys. Who’s available on this season’s selection? Gizmo Thrift enthusiast, straight out of an indie movie. Excited by 70s color pallets and free furniture on the street. So ethereal and charming, you won’t even notice he’s been mooching off you the whole time. Works @: idk??…
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Stay Static or Look Erratic: Navigating the Dating Apps
Can you change your Tinder profile without your current dates noticing? Find out here! ;D
Whenever I had the urge to change my Tinder profile, I used to ask myself, “What if someone notices? What if my one of my dates sees my refurbished bio or my new pics?” I would sit there confused, paranoid everyone would know I’m a ho. After much inner turmoil, I’d always end up with the exact same profile. The struggle was real. Then one day everything suddenly made sense, and I realized – I’m…
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How to Wine and Dine a Fine Dime Without Weinsteining
How to Wine and Dine a Fine Dime Without Weinsteining
Sexual harassment is real. It’s a looming issue women are forced to deal with on the daily. Regardless of this reality, however, we only decide to talk about it when someone important does something stupid. EYE-ROLL. While these scandals primarily come from situations where what-NOT-to-do should be obvious, what about situations where there is actual ambiguity – like, dating? I’ve noticed boys…
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Seeking Arrangement: The Make-a-Wish Foundation for Hot Chicks
Seeking Arrangement: The Make-a-Wish Foundation for Hot Chicks
Note: SA isn’t just for hot chicks. Dudes can use it too. And obvi you don’t need to be hot, but it helps. Dear friends, I haven’t forgotten to report back on my sugar sleuthing. I’m not finished with my investigation just yet. I’m taking it slow, because I’m worried about getting murdered. The sugar daddy site I’ve been exploring, Seeking Arrangement, is largely comprised of anonymous users –…
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My First "Quick Draft"
My First “Quick Draft”
YOU GUYS! I haven’t been posting as much as I’d like to. I’ve been dedicating a lot of time to job applications, so my penniless posting project has been put on pause. Well, not on pause but I have slowed down a bit. I’m almost finished with my first piece on Seeking Arrangement, that sugar daddy site you peeps have been pushing me to post about. It should be done by tonight or tomorrow. I’m…
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Come @ Me, Bro: Let's Get Personal
How the rugged past of my dates made my ragged present seem somewhat pleasant.
I’ve been questioning how personal I should get with this blog. Sure, I talk about my sex and dating life, but what do you really know about me? Not much. I read somewhere that people get really into it when bloggers show their human side. Looks like it’s time to get human. 😘 The Lost Girl I’ve had a lot on my plate as of late, an ever-increasing list of insecurities, fears, and unknowns. Since a…
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Hot Chick Hypocrisy: Confessions of a Female Chauvinist
We thought we were Beyoncé, but in reality, we're more like post-"Umbrella" Rihanna.
While men who date or sleep with masses of women may be glorified by mainstream media, in girl world they’re shamed and branded as “fuckboys.” Despite their portrayal as flourishing flirts, fuckboys’ sole sources of success tend to come from ladies leaning on the insecure side of the spectrum. It doesn’t take a Casanova to woo a chick with low self-esteem. Sorry, fuckboys, you’re pooling from…
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My Tinder Confessions, Part III
My Tinder confessions: Will I ever stop being a bad person? No.
Does anyone else do Tinder in waves? I tend to go on two-week rampages and then ghost everyone for a couple months. But I always come back. Is this normal? Based on the erratic response rates I’ve encountered, I’ve concluded I’m not the only one in this boat. This is the circle of life for modern relationships. Beautiful.
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BEDx: Things Tech Dudes Say in Bed, Part IV
BEDx: Things Tech Dudes Say in Bed, Part IV
Um. I think just I found my soul mate. Since I have yet to receive any guest BEDx stories, I started worrying about running my own quote stash dry. I worry too much. I was recently blessed with this soundbite during a second date: “I’m trying to be healthier. I only slept with one other girl since I last saw you.” While I wasn’t entirely sure why his interim escapades mattered, I was flattered…
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Is He (Net) Worth It?
Is He (Net) Worth It?
Most of us are familiar and finally comfortable with popular modern dating apps. You’ve probably tried out a few, and they were probably whatever. What you may not be too familiar with, however, is the secret sugar society that walks among us. Wealthy men and women match with the young and beautiful, seeking all realms of relationships – from no-strings-attached to committed to purely…
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