Sue Goggins

[RP BLOG] // Avid bridge player

[suegoggins]

OOC:

Hey, this is a roleplay blog for the character Sue Goggins from Operation Mincemeat!

Blog rules:

no nsfw

I don't know how to play bridge, I can only play chaos euchre irl (in that, my older sister and I call nearly everything and somehow win part of the time). I will do my best though with the help of wikipedia, youtube, and pure guessing

Uhh be nice ooc please, I am a person (in character is fine, in fact, be mean to SUSAN HILDA GOGGINS)

Rules subject to change

Also my Sue Goggins is either aroace or demiro/ace sapphic so uh do with that what you will :))

[hester-leggatt]

Your young colleague seems to have a warped perception of me already due to you and your sore winning!

(- @suegoggins)

Susan. So you've followed me here. I expected no less of you.

I'd say her perception is accurate, actually. It isn't my fault your strategy is rather lacking in both sense and elegance.

And in my experience, only sore losers call a bit of celebration 'sore winning'.

[suegoggins]

If I recall correctly, your win last week was accompanied by a large amount of "in-your-face"s so I think anyone would call that sore winning.

[suegoggins]

Trust me…I have nothing (takes out earring) left to say (takes out other earring) to SUSAN. HILDE. GOGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS! 🖕

Oh dear, Hester, in one of your sore winning streaks again?

[suegoggins]

I am trying to arrange a bridge game soon and my normal club are all seemingly occupied, would anybody be interested?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh! Why Ms. Goggins! The girls and I have heard SO much about you and would ADORE to join a game!

[suegoggins]

Wonderful! Thus far you are the only person who has shown any interest but I assume more people will want to join, given that bridge is such a thrilling game

[bellatypequeen]

I personally prefer poker but I’ve heard bridge can be fun~

[suegoggins]

Poker?! Bridge is the pinnacle of all games.! Just you wait and see. It will be the most exciting game of your life!

[bellatypequeen]

Oh is that so~ shall we bet on a game? Have you prove me right?

[suegoggins]

Hm. Interesting proposal. What shall we be betting on?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh, I don’t know, a simple 20 quid. You try and get me to enjoy bridge, and if I do it’s yours, as I’ve never played before. If I don’t you allow me to shuffle the deck at your next bridge game with Ms. Leggat. Seem fair?

[suegoggins]

20 quid! My goodness. Of course. Deal.

[bellatypequeen]

Lovely! Perks about coming prestige family, I’m happy to share the wealth.

[suegoggins]

We will see when everyone is available for the next match. The bet is on!

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I used to play a couple card games with the lads, though somethin' tells me your games are bound to be a bit more sophisticated than ours were... Lots o' cheatin and arguing. But I'd be happy to try it out if you'd like!

Bella when you get back please can you teach me so I can knock 'er socks off and make Ms Leggatt proud

[suegoggins]

I would love to have you! That being said, if I catch you cheating...

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I wouldn't dream of it miss! I only ever cheated cos' it was funny to wind 'em all up. Not that any of them realised that I was cheatin', I can be smart when I wanna!

[suegoggins]

Well, I can always catch cheaters. I will see you at the match!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

i might as well come too, i prefer poker and snakes and ladders, but this should be… interesting. i do have work, but hester should hopefully be fine with me leaving a bit early for this, then i can come back for the party.

[suegoggins]

Snakes and ladders?! Well you are welcome to come but snakes and ladders?!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

don’t knock snakes and ladders, it’s a fire game. and it provides an important life lesson. putting… your tail… in a position to…

[suegoggins]

I believe you have lost the point...

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

funny enough, i was in the exact situation with hester a bit ago, i guess i don’t have much to say about snakes and ladders.

[suegoggins]

Huh...perhaps she and I have more in common than I previously thought.

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

monty junior and @suegoggins who would win??!!!

monty junior, easy. he could nibble her limbs off

[suegoggins]

I would not crumble to a mere hamster!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

excuse me, he is no “mere hamster”, he can teleport from england to spain whenever he pleases and he’s created tiny plastic babies before

[suegoggins]

My goodness. Still, my point stands. He could not "nibble" off my limbs!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

he definitely could

[suegoggins]

Well he is such a small creature!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

he could dig his nails into your shoulder so he doesn’t get bucked off and gnaw on your arm until it’s gone.

[suegoggins]

I doubt it, though I don't want to test that hypothesis.

[suegoggins]

I am trying to arrange a bridge game soon and my normal club are all seemingly occupied, would anybody be interested?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh! Why Ms. Goggins! The girls and I have heard SO much about you and would ADORE to join a game!

[suegoggins]

Wonderful! Thus far you are the only person who has shown any interest but I assume more people will want to join, given that bridge is such a thrilling game

[bellatypequeen]

I personally prefer poker but I’ve heard bridge can be fun~

[suegoggins]

Poker?! Bridge is the pinnacle of all games.! Just you wait and see. It will be the most exciting game of your life!

[bellatypequeen]

Oh is that so~ shall we bet on a game? Have you prove me right?

[suegoggins]

Hm. Interesting proposal. What shall we be betting on?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh, I don’t know, a simple 20 quid. You try and get me to enjoy bridge, and if I do it’s yours, as I’ve never played before. If I don’t you allow me to shuffle the deck at your next bridge game with Ms. Leggat. Seem fair?

[suegoggins]

20 quid! My goodness. Of course. Deal.

[bellatypequeen]

Lovely! Perks about coming prestige family, I’m happy to share the wealth.

[suegoggins]

We will see when everyone is available for the next match. The bet is on!

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I used to play a couple card games with the lads, though somethin' tells me your games are bound to be a bit more sophisticated than ours were... Lots o' cheatin and arguing. But I'd be happy to try it out if you'd like!

Bella when you get back please can you teach me so I can knock 'er socks off and make Ms Leggatt proud

[suegoggins]

I would love to have you! That being said, if I catch you cheating...

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I wouldn't dream of it miss! I only ever cheated cos' it was funny to wind 'em all up. Not that any of them realised that I was cheatin', I can be smart when I wanna!

[suegoggins]

Well, I can always catch cheaters. I will see you at the match!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

i might as well come too, i prefer poker and snakes and ladders, but this should be… interesting. i do have work, but hester should hopefully be fine with me leaving a bit early for this, then i can come back for the party.

[suegoggins]

Snakes and ladders?! Well you are welcome to come but snakes and ladders?!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

don’t knock snakes and ladders, it’s a fire game. and it provides an important life lesson. putting… your tail… in a position to…

[suegoggins]

I believe you have lost the point...

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

monty junior and @suegoggins who would win??!!!

monty junior, easy. he could nibble her limbs off

[suegoggins]

I would not crumble to a mere hamster!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

excuse me, he is no “mere hamster”, he can teleport from england to spain whenever he pleases and he’s created tiny plastic babies before

[suegoggins]

My goodness. Still, my point stands. He could not "nibble" off my limbs!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

he definitely could

[suegoggins]

Well he is such a small creature!

[suegoggins]

I am trying to arrange a bridge game soon and my normal club are all seemingly occupied, would anybody be interested?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh! Why Ms. Goggins! The girls and I have heard SO much about you and would ADORE to join a game!

[suegoggins]

Wonderful! Thus far you are the only person who has shown any interest but I assume more people will want to join, given that bridge is such a thrilling game

[bellatypequeen]

I personally prefer poker but I’ve heard bridge can be fun~

[suegoggins]

Poker?! Bridge is the pinnacle of all games.! Just you wait and see. It will be the most exciting game of your life!

[bellatypequeen]

Oh is that so~ shall we bet on a game? Have you prove me right?

[suegoggins]

Hm. Interesting proposal. What shall we be betting on?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh, I don’t know, a simple 20 quid. You try and get me to enjoy bridge, and if I do it’s yours, as I’ve never played before. If I don’t you allow me to shuffle the deck at your next bridge game with Ms. Leggat. Seem fair?

[suegoggins]

20 quid! My goodness. Of course. Deal.

[bellatypequeen]

Lovely! Perks about coming prestige family, I’m happy to share the wealth.

[suegoggins]

We will see when everyone is available for the next match. The bet is on!

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I used to play a couple card games with the lads, though somethin' tells me your games are bound to be a bit more sophisticated than ours were... Lots o' cheatin and arguing. But I'd be happy to try it out if you'd like!

Bella when you get back please can you teach me so I can knock 'er socks off and make Ms Leggatt proud

[suegoggins]

I would love to have you! That being said, if I catch you cheating...

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I wouldn't dream of it miss! I only ever cheated cos' it was funny to wind 'em all up. Not that any of them realised that I was cheatin', I can be smart when I wanna!

[suegoggins]

Well, I can always catch cheaters. I will see you at the match!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

i might as well come too, i prefer poker and snakes and ladders, but this should be… interesting. i do have work, but hester should hopefully be fine with me leaving a bit early for this, then i can come back for the party.

[suegoggins]

Snakes and ladders?! Well you are welcome to come but snakes and ladders?!

[suegoggins]

Hey its me masterman.

According to spilsbury we're in cahoots

@wearethemastersman

Who is this "Spislbury" that you speak of? And how did he find out that we are in cahoots?!

[suegoggins]

I am trying to arrange a bridge game soon and my normal club are all seemingly occupied, would anybody be interested?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh! Why Ms. Goggins! The girls and I have heard SO much about you and would ADORE to join a game!

[suegoggins]

Wonderful! Thus far you are the only person who has shown any interest but I assume more people will want to join, given that bridge is such a thrilling game

[bellatypequeen]

I personally prefer poker but I’ve heard bridge can be fun~

[suegoggins]

Poker?! Bridge is the pinnacle of all games.! Just you wait and see. It will be the most exciting game of your life!

[bellatypequeen]

Oh is that so~ shall we bet on a game? Have you prove me right?

[suegoggins]

Hm. Interesting proposal. What shall we be betting on?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh, I don’t know, a simple 20 quid. You try and get me to enjoy bridge, and if I do it’s yours, as I’ve never played before. If I don’t you allow me to shuffle the deck at your next bridge game with Ms. Leggat. Seem fair?

[suegoggins]

20 quid! My goodness. Of course. Deal.

[bellatypequeen]

Lovely! Perks about coming prestige family, I’m happy to share the wealth.

[suegoggins]

We will see when everyone is available for the next match. The bet is on!

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I used to play a couple card games with the lads, though somethin' tells me your games are bound to be a bit more sophisticated than ours were... Lots o' cheatin and arguing. But I'd be happy to try it out if you'd like!

Bella when you get back please can you teach me so I can knock 'er socks off and make Ms Leggatt proud

[suegoggins]

I would love to have you! That being said, if I catch you cheating...

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I wouldn't dream of it miss! I only ever cheated cos' it was funny to wind 'em all up. Not that any of them realised that I was cheatin', I can be smart when I wanna!

[suegoggins]

Well, I can always catch cheaters. I will see you at the match!

[suegoggins]

I am trying to arrange a bridge game soon and my normal club are all seemingly occupied, would anybody be interested?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh! Why Ms. Goggins! The girls and I have heard SO much about you and would ADORE to join a game!

[suegoggins]

Wonderful! Thus far you are the only person who has shown any interest but I assume more people will want to join, given that bridge is such a thrilling game

[bellatypequeen]

I personally prefer poker but I’ve heard bridge can be fun~

[suegoggins]

Poker?! Bridge is the pinnacle of all games.! Just you wait and see. It will be the most exciting game of your life!

[bellatypequeen]

Oh is that so~ shall we bet on a game? Have you prove me right?

[suegoggins]

Hm. Interesting proposal. What shall we be betting on?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh, I don’t know, a simple 20 quid. You try and get me to enjoy bridge, and if I do it’s yours, as I’ve never played before. If I don’t you allow me to shuffle the deck at your next bridge game with Ms. Leggat. Seem fair?

[suegoggins]

20 quid! My goodness. Of course. Deal.

[bellatypequeen]

Lovely! Perks about coming prestige family, I’m happy to share the wealth.

[suegoggins]

We will see when everyone is available for the next match. The bet is on!

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I used to play a couple card games with the lads, though somethin' tells me your games are bound to be a bit more sophisticated than ours were... Lots o' cheatin and arguing. But I'd be happy to try it out if you'd like!

Bella when you get back please can you teach me so I can knock 'er socks off and make Ms Leggatt proud

[suegoggins]

I would love to have you! That being said, if I catch you cheating...

[suegoggins]

:(

- 🐹

And? All I said is that I would not crumble to you!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

monty junior and @suegoggins who would win??!!!

monty junior, easy. he could nibble her limbs off

[suegoggins]

I would not crumble to a mere hamster!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

excuse me, he is no “mere hamster”, he can teleport from england to spain whenever he pleases and he’s created tiny plastic babies before

[suegoggins]

My goodness. Still, my point stands. He could not "nibble" off my limbs!

[suegoggins]

i have heard such vivid things about you miss susan hilde goggins

@jean-is-2bright4tea

From whom? Is it that Ms. Hester Leggatt?!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

maybe. and i have very strong things i’d like to say to you, but she would not approve of them, so i’ll keep myself restrained.

[suegoggins]

Come again?

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

she doesn’t like when i curse in the workplace, and she has verryyy strong apprehensions against me cursing in general and i feel bad whenever i do it because of her. so uh i won’t be calling you any of the insults i had in my head. which sucks because they were really good but you just have to believe me there.

[suegoggins]

You haven't even met me, how can you have such an arsenal of insults? Has Ms. Leggatt shaped your perception of me?!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

i will always be on her side no matter what, she could kill someone and they’d probably deserve it (though she’d never, she didn’t even want my hamster nephew chewing on your desk out of politeness.) she’s so kind and smart, i don’t know how anyone could truly dislike her.

[suegoggins]

That is the problem, she is so smart she has beaten me the past three games!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

so you nearly hit her with your bike (hester says on accident, i don’t buy it) because you’re bad at bridge?

[suegoggins]

I am not bad at bridge!

[suegoggins]

I am trying to arrange a bridge game soon and my normal club are all seemingly occupied, would anybody be interested?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh! Why Ms. Goggins! The girls and I have heard SO much about you and would ADORE to join a game!

[suegoggins]

Wonderful! Thus far you are the only person who has shown any interest but I assume more people will want to join, given that bridge is such a thrilling game

[bellatypequeen]

I personally prefer poker but I’ve heard bridge can be fun~

[suegoggins]

Poker?! Bridge is the pinnacle of all games.! Just you wait and see. It will be the most exciting game of your life!

[bellatypequeen]

Oh is that so~ shall we bet on a game? Have you prove me right?

[suegoggins]

Hm. Interesting proposal. What shall we be betting on?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh, I don’t know, a simple 20 quid. You try and get me to enjoy bridge, and if I do it’s yours, as I’ve never played before. If I don’t you allow me to shuffle the deck at your next bridge game with Ms. Leggat. Seem fair?

[suegoggins]

20 quid! My goodness. Of course. Deal.

[bellatypequeen]

Lovely! Perks about coming prestige family, I’m happy to share the wealth.

[suegoggins]

We will see when everyone is available for the next match. The bet is on!

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

monty junior and @suegoggins who would win??!!!

monty junior, easy. he could nibble her limbs off

[suegoggins]

I would not crumble to a mere hamster!

[suegoggins]

I am trying to arrange a bridge game soon and my normal club are all seemingly occupied, would anybody be interested?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh! Why Ms. Goggins! The girls and I have heard SO much about you and would ADORE to join a game!

[suegoggins]

Wonderful! Thus far you are the only person who has shown any interest but I assume more people will want to join, given that bridge is such a thrilling game

[bellatypequeen]

I personally prefer poker but I’ve heard bridge can be fun~

[suegoggins]

Poker?! Bridge is the pinnacle of all games.! Just you wait and see. It will be the most exciting game of your life!

[bellatypequeen]

Oh is that so~ shall we bet on a game? Have you prove me right?

[suegoggins]

Hm. Interesting proposal. What shall we be betting on?

[bellatypequeen]

Oh, I don’t know, a simple 20 quid. You try and get me to enjoy bridge, and if I do it’s yours, as I’ve never played before. If I don’t you allow me to shuffle the deck at your next bridge game with Ms. Leggat. Seem fair?

[suegoggins]

20 quid! My goodness. Of course. Deal.