Stressed, Depressed and Unimpressed Extras

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"The next door class is at Disney so we should go to a prison."

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Talking about the US

Student 1: Let me tell you a story.

Student 1: In the beginning there were a bunch of immigrants. Then more immigrants came. Immigrants told immigrants to fuck off.

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Professors on the 1st day of college in movies: I expect you’ve all read the entire textbook by now.

The entire class except for the protagonist: Yes. Of course. Anyone who hasn’t is a dumb idiot.

Professors irl: So this is what’s known as a textbook. You can purchase it in a place called a bookstore. I’m going to ask you to read half of it but I doubt you’ll do even that much.

The entire class: *raises hand* What’s the attendance policy?

Professor: It’s on the syllabus I just put in front of you literally one minute ago.

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I made this by the way because I'm currently going through my first week of graduate school and nothing has changed from undergrad. Everyone here is illiterate (affectionate)

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First Week of College

One Professor: If you email me, your email subject should contain your first and last name, your student ID, your course ID, the name of your first born child, your mother's maiden name, 50 boiled cabbages, Zuko's honor, and your course name.

Another Professor: Call me John.

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[floridamanofquotes]

“Life is pain, and the College Board is its conduit.”

– Anon

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Teacher: Alright, your test is this Thursday. Start the review worksheet I passed out.

Student: *reads the first problem* Great, homegirl didn't teach me this.

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basically the whole alto section: I DON’T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS, THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED—

the tenors: [ TODAY IS LITERALLY HALLOWEEN. ]

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Stuff My Teachers Say

Latin teacher: Caesar was basic.

Me: We should totally stab Caesar.

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Choir Teacher: I didn’t order enough books, you’re going to have to share

Student 1: Why didn’t you just make copies?

Choir Teacher: Because that’s illegal.

Student 2: I like illegal.

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Student 1: So today we talked about dead bodies and grief

Student 2: In forensics or psychology?

Student 1: AP Literature

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"Please donate tissues. You will be doing a lot of crying in here."

My new AP Government/Economy teacher

[faeriefyyre]

This season’s newest fashion trend is the bags under my eyes.

An AP Student during testing season (via strawbxrri)

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Reading Macbeth

Slytherin: Macbeth gets beheadeee

Revenclaw: This is not the feminist tale I intended to read.

Gryffindor: No fear Shakespeare

Hufflepuff: Why is lady Macbeth so evil?

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I accidentally made a dark history joke today.

So Harry Truman is the American president who made the decision to drop the 2 atomic bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima to end WW2. Later in his presidency during the Cold War, a man named Joseph McCarthy had made himself famous for claiming to have a list of known communist within the American government. At one point, he decided to send a telegram to President Truman. Truman’s response is hilarious. He roasts McCarthy up, lemme tell you. I, not thinking, commented, “He is sure dropping them bombs on McCarthy.” Luckily, only my neighbor hears me and looks both amazed and dissapointed in me. I do not regret this. Both telegrams are attached.

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oml golden