We'll see many things… make new discoveries

They/Them, 21+, not too sure what else to put here

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[luulapants]

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

[luulapants]

the spectrum of political literacy on tumblr

[aziracrxw]

this took way too long eugh

[kulluto]

literally one of my favorite tweets ever

[jeanritchie]

WOKE simon and garfunkel

the sound of pronouns

mx. robinson

the gay boxer

i identify as a rock

america (shaking head disapprovingly)

the only living person in new york

old queerplatonic partners

[meatcrimes]

using both fahrenheit and celsius to determine temperature is wild because you’ll be thinking in one measurement unit and someone will say some alarming number and then you calm down when you realize they meant they’re baking their recipe at 350° fahrenheit

[meatcrimes]

however, nothing can stop the sheer terror of when it’s -40° outside because the other measurement system is no reassurance

[its-sixxers]

Too Fucking Cold degrees out

[imhumanguysiswear]

“It’s-40° outside”

“Fahrenheit or Celsius?”

“Kelvin”

“What”

[meatcrimes]

#discussions after the heat death of the universe

[ryttu3k]

#LOVE the implication that we’ll still be around and still on tumblr after the heat death of the universe (tag by meatcrimes)

[animate-mush]

#well it's not like we'd be on twitter!

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Plagodis dolabraria genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Scorched wing

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[beaulesbian]

- [Nimona]:You should be questioning everything right now. The will of Gloreth, the Institute, the wall. What's it all really for? - [Ballister]: For protecting the realm. - [Nimona]: Oh, you mean from villains like you? Or monsters like me?

[greelin]

well first of all being covered in blood is inherently erotic AND romantic. So jot that down

[i-count-words-in-posts]

17

[guildenstern]

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

[guildenstern]

i don't even know who took this pic. the only person who claims to know the photographer was this person who uploaded it to reddit without naming them. it just adds to the mystery of it

[julykings]

steadily recognizing that i’m allowed to exist in public spaces and not feel embarrassed about it… can you believe i used to feel weird about/too inadequate to sit on a bench in a public space. it’s ok. you’re allowed to be. just be. just sit on a bench. it’s ok

[what-even-is-thiss]

The trick to getting to this point is to just think of yourself as an extra in a movie.

I used to be so self conscious about existing in public but I’ve slowly realized that if I just saw some random fat guy in the background of a movie I probably wouldn’t even think about him.

This is why I’ve come to describing myself as just some guy. I’m just some guy! Nobody gets mad at just some guy for reading a nutrition label in the grocery store. He’s just some dude. He’s a part of The Public. The Masses. The Customers. That’s what this place was made for!

[allthingshyper]

Oh good I’m going to get a good grade in Being a NPC, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[what-even-is-thiss]

A lot of writers consent to have their papers archived, even while they’re still alive, and that’s bonkers to me. If anyone in the future is reading this and wants to archive my papers just know that I don’t want you to see all that. Once I’m dead those letters to myself are to be used to start campfires.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s important for preservation and historical research. I know all that. But that handwritten fanfiction from when I was 15 went into the dumpster for a reason and I stand by that.

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you choose to have your papers archived, good on ya. You’re braver than I am.

[caats]

[thanksgiving-isnt-ur-fav-holiday]

“humanity is inherently evil” a billion people are risking permanent eye damage to look at a cool thing in the sky today. shut up.

[intermundia]

in retrospect i'm enjoying imagining the brainstorming meeting where they were like "our userbase is full of introverted, nervous, and annoying people doing parallel play, they all love bothering each other, but they also don't want to be overly familiar with strangers, let alone the people they've been hanging out with for literal years, how do we add enrichment to that antisocial social enclosure" and the correct answer was to let us socialize like a feral cat colony and nonverbally and impersonally yet lovingly smack each other lol

[fallhound]

Crazy how quickly playing the lyre made me better at fingering

[fallhound]

[kittenscratches]

I'm sorry but I think it's extremely unfair to lump transmascs who want a word to talk about their individual experiences in with misogynists and transmisogynists.

Saying trans mascs who use this word must hate trans women simply because a few people who use the word are being awful, is ridiculous.

It's literally the same as saying "um actually a girl was mean to me once so I don't think women experience misogyny actually."

Trans men and mascs undeniably face a specific kind of oppression and erasure that other people do not experience. Talking about this does not take the conversation away from transmisogyny. This is not the new "men's rights" movement.

You do not need to throw fellow members of your community under the bus to protect others.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

the weird thing is, when I view my job as some sort of background extra it becomes much more palatable. people go to a library and see me shelving a stack of books in my cardigan and glasses (now with glasses chain!) and they go "yeah, that's exactly right. that's how it's supposed to be in a library." and for some reason, that's comforting? the work is whatever, and the customers are customers, but sometimes it feels like I'm being paid just to make sure this places looks right, and I find that very fun.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

stop being funnier than me on my own posts