pi$ces mami

[fasixcs-deactivated20161209]

Look at these little quotes I found today!!

[adorelyn]

[tabloidheat101]

[amorroso]

My kind of man

[littlekingcorona]

He needs to be in a batman movie

[boredbarbara-deactivated2019073]

i hate guys who r this hot but im suddenly not that mad

[slavery]

[slavery]

[indulging-luxury]

[manhood]

Oh my god

[aloeasis]

Pros and cons of boys:

Con: They’re dicks

Pro: Their dicks

[spectralshrimp]

[epic-humor]

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

[dutchstore]

[princessmadix-deactivated201605]

this is the cutest shit I have ever seen in my entire life holy fuck

[theclassyissue]

[theadultswimpage]

[daisyfoxglove]

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

[now-pass-the-shallows]

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

[brandonurie]

a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her