Suck My Nonexistent Dick

If I'm on here I'm probably avoiding shit that needs to be done. He/Him

[obligatedart]

The Centaurs know better than to linger in the locker room after the game where Shane Hollander gets into his first bloody fist fight, and their Captain can’t seem to look away…

[anincompletelist]

hollanov x stupid song

*club scene flash warning 2:08 - 2:16!*

tags: @tiptoethruthetulips

[kiwiacidtrip]

Doodle dump and some headcanons

[isolabellz]

[kobrafangs]

marleau appreciation [comm for @hollanoveau 🤍]

[hollanovcat]

happy pride month !!

[shinywhatsoever]

credit: 보리꼬리 broccoli1221 (x)

[fedzzzart]

buckley-diaz family outing🎈🎡💛🍃

[finny-red]

Home Sweet Home 🌃🌙

[bucketofli]

Healthy relationship for them

Whole pic here

( seems like tumblr thinks their thighs r too explicit so i censor it and I finally posted it.. I swear it’s not NSFW )

[sleepyfortress]

I saw two runway looks (from McQueen for Givenchy 1999 and Galliano for Dior 1998) and this happened 🫡

[sleepyfortress]

“To cross swords with the Bear prince of Rozanov kingdom was to court certain death…”

So my fantasy AU def isn’t the fairytales and rainbow type 😅

How rival kingdoms perceive Ilya bc him and Shane are like… the boogeymen for their respective enemies (may do a shane one…)

[sleepyfortress]

“Though quiet in his wrath, the god-kissed Prince of Hollander kindgom dealt devastation on those seeking his ruin.”

Shane’s cryptid time

[isolabellz]

shane hollander’s guide to lingerie inspired by this post

[isolabellz]

chibi close up since people love it + potential sticker design??

[miscelium]

shane riding it crazy style in a backwards baseball hat is like level up of white crew socks as lingerie. i think it would give ilya a nosebleed

no bc shane bouncing and moaning on it in just the white crew socks and backwards baseball hat and maybe his smartwatch notifying him he's hit his cardio goal for the day would give me a nosebleed too

[aemelia]

@mina-logan absolutely zero pressure BUT I can picture this drawn in your style so clearly it’s like a vision from god

[mina-logan]

Baby I’m taking NOTES because YES.

[mina-logan]

Anyway I did it.

Full art on AO3: Here

[fleev]

So... i love them very much

[juliedillon]

"Ministrations," part 3 of my king/knight illustration series 😁