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glaze central | maria, 35, she/her occasionally nsfw on account of being a heated rivalry sleeper fujont

[shinywhatsoever]

another day at the simping factory

[worldscoolest]

[dailyconnorstorrie]

via whitneyhg

[needyilyarights]

shane has to get new glasses every three months because they keep breaking during sex

Shoved facedown into pillow during doggy

tossed them to the side when riding and then they rolled on top of them when Ilya took over

Knocked off while making out and then stepped on

Somehow got between the mattress and headboard and then slammed repeatedly

Accidentally popped lens out when cleaning cum off them

Fell into lake when fucking on the dock, gone forever

Wedged between center console and passenger seat when fucking in car and broke when trying to pry them out

[boitterfly]

ilya entering that bathroom in vegas: funny meeting you here😜wasn’t it hot how all those people were just looking at us and they don’t even know that we fu-

shane, immediately:

[russianblush]

OH MY FUCKING GODDDD

[prokopetz]

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

[ellisonwongparty]

ohhhh it's really easy to be snarky about the first couple episodes but they do really break my heart :( because it's so obvious right from the jump how much these two love each other and love being together. and every time after sex shane is trying so hard to connect with ilya and he's completely unmasked post-coital and he's just like interrogating ilya with these just like objectively insensitive questions about russia in like a hyperfocused determination to get to know him in a way that matches with how good ilya makes him feel. and you can tell by his tone he's SO unwilling to drop it even though ilya's just like visibly uncomfortable - it's so important to him to like get to the bottom of ilya as a person.

and you can see it in ilya how much he needs shane already but it's just like every time the sex is done and shane brings up russia it all just comes crashing back to him. and shane's asking all these questions and it's all so awkward and he doesn't have any of the words to say what he's feeling and why does it even fucking matter and it becomes so easy for ilya to then just be like. shane will never get it. so i shouldn't feel this much for him. and he pushes him away again!!!!!!!!! and they just do this for A DECADE.

[hudsonswilliams]

💋💋

[mojoscircus]

Hudson asking Aika if his hair looks okay and her fixing it is the cutest thing ever

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

and we're gonna see that huge man riding cock. bent over and fucked within an inch of his life. whimpering and whining on it, even. can you believe it. we have to live

[chemdoodles]

1x04. "I think I will find someone else."

[shnehollander]

"tlg ruined shane" Mind you i'll kill you by the way

[shnehollander]

i mean. he did and he would. shane gets to say some bitchy shit to ilya he'll regret because thats what relationships are.

[sluttywilliams]

stay. pt.2.

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[hr-rep]

This makes them look like the main couple and imma be so clear THIS relationship WOULD end in a murder-suicide that people would talk about for decades even outside the hockey world TRUSTT

[gaywitches]

Lesbian Beds by Tammy Rae Carland