i like some things

I like memes and some fandom stuff Commissions are Open!

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[littolgayfish]

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

[glittervermin]

[gazeldhazel]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The woman in her thirties being referenced:

[acerby]

she is just like me fr

[toskarinfr]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[teaboot]

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

[notsomeoneyouknow]

This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.

[teaboot]

^^^

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[animentality]

[anthrophobixx]

I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag

I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this

[hypnosispkmn]

In light of recent events (my main got a pkmn related hit post ppl see the butch brock vision)

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[abby-howard]

A couple scenes from a little gay vampire story I was kicking around a couple years ago! I sometimes do little pencils-only scenes for things and never post them. But I was looking back at these and was like why not? They're cute!

I have a whole story for these two, but just for funsies, something to do every now and then when I need to let loose.

[abby-howard]

(she will eat them though)

[riverofmolecules]

true allyship

[almondarcade]

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

[twin-gemiinii]

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

[unorthodoxchronicles]

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

[neclipsis]

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

[ackleholics-anonymoose-blog]

Originally posted by dean-winchester-crush

[ruined-by-destiel]

Originally posted by stuffyase

Originally posted by myownobessionthatcannotstop

[almondarcade]

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

[sweet-hedonist]

Pffff we’re so scared

[high-functioning-fallen-angel]

You should be.

Originally posted by findreactions

[almondarcade]

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

[mccoys-killer-queen-deactivated]

You better be thankful that it was just a “Generic White Man With Gun™”

it could’ve been Sam Fucking Winchester

[almondarcade]

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

[thecrazyalaskan]

[senchromelove]

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

[patienc]

This is the worst post on this website

[zyx]

happy pride

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[carrotchipper]

You won! The enemy Red Dragon dropped something! (Gained 20,000 EXP and Falin's Body)

[mtsodie]

i like this picture a lot its so beautiful to me . you're free

[ammnontet]

new experiment i did

[unyieldingsilence]

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