Live Free, Fly Far

Do not look down on me for who I am. Do not judge me for what I am, or what I did or did not do. But look at me for the person I am trying to be, for what i wish to do. We all have mistakes, and some may regret them but I do not. I do not regret my mistakes because I am a better person for them. If you dislike me then speak. Don't just attack me with dirty looks. Don't cower behind my back, talking smack. I am not some annoying guy, I am not some guy who isn't smart with no possible future. I am me, Neuris Hernandez, a person just like you and my future is what I make it. I do not worry about my future because that is my creation and its ever changing. So don't judge me for who I am, because I will always be incomplete. Judge me for who I try to be, because that is ME. -Neuris Hernandez- (June-14-2011)

[ruinedchildhood]

School domino effect with cereal's boxes

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Brilliant 😂😂

[angietherose]

I needed a good laugh 🤣

[purlturtle]

You're laughing.

She's there upside down tits out feet stuck and you're laughing.

[biologicalfairy]

have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle everytime they so much as stand next to eachother

[dinascully]

[grandma voice] back in my day, sonny, we called it “squeeing”.

[are-we-really-doing-this]

[word-for-today]

I uh didn’t realize how obsolete this term is.

Word for today: squee

To make a loud high-pitched noise due to happiness or satisfaction; if this emotion was caused by a nearby person (or physical object) they may be glomped (q.v.)

[sugarpants-duh]

Now what is glomped?

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

There is another way

[saintofpride201]

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

[lierdumoa]

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

[space-blue]

[sheikonfleek]

“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

[dduane]

Here it is: the core of his work. Everything else accretes around this, like pearl around a grain of diamond grit.

[ruinedchildhood]

Pizza looks bomb AF tho

[krabby-kronicle]

[with-practice]

A meteorologist in Key West fighting Irma’s winds.

[princesswetkitty]

THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME

[bvids]

EXCUSE ME CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION HURRICANE IRMA…FUCK JUST ONE QUESTION!

[junkfoodcinemas]

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)  dir. James Cameron

[animusrox]

Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem (2003) dir. Kazuhisa Takenouchi

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

tell me I’m cute and put your dick in me

[romcommunist]

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

[fockers]

101 DALMATIANS (1961) || CRUELLA (2021)

[thatsthat24]

Breaking the News 🌅

[toastbutteregg]

[animusrox]

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus