probably dillydallying

lauren, 30, melbourne

[lobster-lover]

little quick thing. i know how to wield a pen and paper sometimes

[fadeintoyou1993]

LESLIE JORDAN & TRIXIE MATTEL Trixie Motel | Episode 6 “Malibu Barbie”

[parakavka]

[sygol]

haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it

[cockhell]

Poppin bottles in the ice like a blizzard when we drink we do it right gettin scissored

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[thehappysmiler]

doctor diagnosed me with a kind heart and dope soul

[thehappysmiler]

prescribed me 7 thousand mgs of love and laughter

[rivertigo]

If someone ever was sucking my strap I would be able to feel it due to my delusional and hypochondriac nature

[falseknees]

Improbable Compatibility Store / Patreon

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[escuerzoresucitado]

[cannibalchicken]

[homeboygirl]

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

[homeboygirl]

they are calling in fucking air strikes from the pancreas

[thickness-protection-program]

[labyrinth-guy]

the sheer power of fran lebowitz in this photo

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

[daluckdragon26]

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

[parkchanwoohoo]

[allsadnshit]

柯怡如

2022

[tsuquilisda]

i love being friends with bitches who won’t shut up. i never know what to talk about. please tell me your whole life story and then infodump to me about warrior cats or greek history