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DEAR READER
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
todays bird
Not today Justin
if i look back, i am lost
tannertan36
d e v o n
$LAYYYTER
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
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almost home
taylor price
pixel skylines
Cosmic Funnies
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seen from Bulgaria
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@sugarplumbubblegum
BOOM! Know How to Protect Yourself 👏🏾
Honestly if she had just cussed her out it’d a been less savage than this 😭 u snatched her entire fucking life
U read her to a point she’s going casket shopping for herself
I’m screaming. He FULLY collected every inch of her miserable life like:
Hello 911 i just withness a fucking MURDER
I. Love this.
Love it.
Oh my god
yes.
This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
This is the Best and Most Wholesome Post and I need more content about this alligator and their Opossum Baby who hatched from a pumpkin
at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen
but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling
im terrified
I feel like this is the perfect meme format but I don’t even know where to start
Illustrator Yaoyao Ma Van As
For more view website: artwoonz.com
“I have fallen in love in my life with so many pretty girls, and never once the least little bit with any man.”
— Louisa May Alcott, 1883 (via cyberscully)
Put this in the MOMA
a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why
It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.
I love bunnies
I keep forgetting what the differences are in the over the counter pain relievers, so I made a handy chart.
This Is Important.
I always had really really horrible growing pains as a kid. Like, I clearly remember being curled up on the floor crying because it felt like some evil person had stuck a fork in my calf and was twisting it around like spaghetti. Mom always had me take ibuprofen for it, and when that didn’t do anything, she just gave me more.
Now the stuff barely works on me, even when I take it for the things it actually fixes.
Please, please, double-check to make sure you’re taking the right medicines for your pain.
My mom always gave me tylonel for period cramps as a kid and it never did anything. It’s nice to know now that she was literally giving me the least effective option
And please PLEASE note that as the chart says, acetaminophen “can be taken with NSAIDs”, which means you can take Tylenol/acetaminophen AND one of the other listed pain-relievers.
My mom has been a doctor for 40+ years, and her standard advice for headaches is, take two regular-strength Advil, and then if that doesn’t work, ALSO take two regular-strength Tylenol.
No caption necessary except 😂
U ever just
oh no the swedish chief of police took down the physical hardware running the pirate bay?
shit man, that’s gonna take them like, two weeks to get back online
yawn
man this post was fucking me up cause I read that as “swedish chef” and I was like “the fuck does he have against pirate bay he’s a fucking muppet”
Want to hear a hot take?
Despite what modern core nihilism will tell you, the accidental nature and inherent meaninglessness of life as a biological phenomenon does not mean that our efforts are pointless but instead allows us all to determine what we personally desire out of life. It means we are free to pursue what our hearts desire, and so enables each of us to find our own unique meaning.
Also love is real.
And the majority of people in the world are inherently good-natured.
“if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.”
“If it matters to you, then you’ll find a way. If it doesn’t you’ll find an excuse.”
—
Was someone gonna tell me Kristen and Mackenzie (aka San Junipero actress) were gonna make a gay rom-com?
Or was I supposed to read that on this post on my own?
081/365
Two little mice on a pile of spell books
100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days
500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
FYI
100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do
500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be
500 level also has tenure and can do whatever they want with little to no consequences
also 100 level course: 250 students, at 8:30 AM bc the department is required to schedule at least one class in that timeslot 500 level course: 5 students, a once-a-week four-hour-long shitshow in a coat closet that the prof is fond of
