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I write CRK x reader oneshots and headcanon lists. Must I say more?

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Hello! You can call me Inky for now, and I make CRK x reader fics! These will just be short oneshots and headcanon lists as to save myself from writing 10 multi chapter fics at once.

Below are some guidelines for requests + who I write for :)

I will write:

Every Beast, Ancient, Legendary, Dragon, and Super Epic (excluding Sherbet)

Every Epic EXCEPT the minors

Ninja, Muscle, Beet, Clover, Carrot, Avocado, Blackberry, Adventurer, Knight, and Princess (basically all commons and rares that aren't minors)

NSFW (requester must be 18+, minors should NOT interact with these posts)

AUs

Angst (I have the right to refuse any angst ask if it goes too far for me, if you are unsure feel free to ask)

Requests with a specific legendary costume in mind

Platonic requests

Requests with a specific trait for reader (ex. male reader, punk reader, magical girl reader)

I will NOT write:

NPCs (excluding NPCs meant to be playable in the future like Timekeeper, or NPCS playable in other games like Sugar Glass)

Taboo topics (incest, SA, etc) or anything proshippery. (This does not count for requests like, for example, a character comforting you after such a thing happens to you)

When sending requests containing multiple cookies, I will only write 5 per ask! For example, if you want a headcanon list of the legendary cookies' love languages, I'd only pick 5 random legendaries and NOT the whole set.

Keep in mind I have a job irl and a popular side blog (I AM AN UNDERCOVER FIC WRITER MUAH HA HA), have patience!

Master list will come in the future.

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Btw to anon yes I am still writing the Crunchy Chip fic I just had to completely wipe it after the epilogue came out LMAO pray for me

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Can I get romantic hcs with affogato post story? Like the story of a traveler who finds a loving home? Just feel like affogato needs one!

Affogato Cookie x Reader Headcanons

After the Cookies of Darkness disbanded, Affogato didn't really have anywhere to go. He couldn't go back to the Dark Cacao Kingdom, he couldn't go to any of the other kingdoms, so he was just...stuck.

His last option was embarassing and potentially disgraceful, but he had nothing else. He'd simply wander around, looking for homes to potentially take refuge in.

He'd find one soon enough. Specifically, yours.

You were hesitant to let him in at first, given all the stories and warnings you've heard about cookies like him. After taking a closer look at his condition, you had to oblige. You couldn't leave a cookie like that to crumble.

At first, Affogato only wanted to use you for your supplies and shelter. He saw you as nothing more than another slave that would bend to his will.

But at a certain point, he was...intrigued.

The more you chatted with him, the more fascinated he was. So this is the life of a commoner? So it's NOT all sad and pathetic?

Small talk would turn into long conversations, and eventually, he'd gain the courage to spill little details about his own life.

After hearing all about his misdeeds, uprising, and eventual downfall, you responded with...sympathy??? What a strange cookie you are...

Regretfully, he'd start HELPING you with WORK. YES. WORKING. How could he let himself go down to this level??? He's ROYALTY, he shouldn't HAVE to do any menial LABOR.

...though...since it's with YOU...

...huh. It's actually. Fun??? To work???

It had never come to him until now just how comforting your aura was. How you always greeted him with a smile. How your voice would clear his mind. How much he liked watching you wander around the house and do the things you do. How much he...

...oh witches, what is HAPPENING to him???

These silly thoughts are merely a phase, he'll grow out of it.

...right?

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Oh could I request a platonic hc list for Carrow? with reader and her meeting during training

Caramel Arrow x Reader Platonic headcanons

You decided to try your hand at becoming a soldier for the Dark Cacao kingdom. Despite the process being known for being long and arduous, you were fully ready for the challenge.

You didn't expect that Caramel Arrow, the First Watcher herself, would be training you. Of course, with her being the strongest soldier at the kingdom's disposal, you were reasonably intimidated.

You were surprised to find out that she was much nicer in person than you thought.

Whenever you messed up, slipped onto your ass, or fell face first to the ground, she'd help you up and give you some genuine advice on how to improve your tactics. Of course, she was still rough at times, as you never walked out of a session without a couple bruises, but she was still as good of a trainer as she was a soldier.

You started to look up to her as a great mentor and role model. As the months passed, the two of you would start to make brief small talk before going right into the next lesson. On days where the world felt like it was kicking your butt, one session with her would make you forget why you were upset in the first place. Hell, she'd even help you out with whatever's bothering you if you had the courage to talk.

When you became an official soldier for the kingdom, she'd often accompany you on your journies, fighting alongside you. Even when the Dark Enchantress War flipped Earthbread upside down, you still stuck with each other and helped defend each other from darkness.

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Forgot to turn on anon when I first opened asks, whoopsie! It's on now!

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hello hi… waves

can i request sum headcanons fur crunchy chip x transmasc!reader? ^_^

Hello! Hi! Thank you for being my first request!

Now let's not waste any more time :)

Crunchy Chip x Transmasc!Reader headcanons

The two of you first met when you were merely visiting the Dark Cacao kingdom.

You were mistaken for as an intruder by none other than Crunchy Chip himself...but he soon realized you meant no harm. Luckily he realized that fact before anything physical happened. Not often the kingdom gets visitors that AREN'T the ancients or the Gingerbrave gang.

He'd make it up to you by giving you a tour of the kingdom and introducing you to his cream wolves. The kingdom's much nicer than you'd thought, and the wolves seemed to be growing fond of you! Certainly beats out the freezing cold temperatures...which you'd find yourself getting used to.

You'd be compelled to return to the kingdom again. And again. And again. And at a certain point, it's not even about the kingdom anymore. It's about him. Which he doesn't mind, he thinks you make a good pal!

...maybe a little more?

The two of you start talking more about the lives you two live, and the more specific details about yourselves. As rough and tough of a warrior as he is, he's a real softie on the inside.

When you found the strength to tell him of your identity, he fully accepted it! He fights for all cookiekind, and people like you are no exception! He'd even help you get the hormones and treatment you need, though that may require venturing outside the kingdom. Hey, good excuse to travel with you! :D

When the two of you eventually became partners (which took a WHILE, he didn't know how to handle his feelings haha), he absolutely would not stop talking about you. He'd constantly show you off, emphasizing that you were his boyfriend and how proud he was for having someone like you by his side. In private, he'd smother you with kisses whenever he could. He can't help but shower you with affection!!

He absolutely cannot handle when the affection is returned, however. He gets flustered VERY easily. Don't let that stop you, though, he will MELT into those kisses.

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How the Ancients react to you running to their room in the middle of the night

So you had a nightmare, and you decide to come to them for comfort. What's going through their heads at that moment?

Can be platonic. Can be romantic. It's whatever.

Contains: Pure Vanilla, Hollyberry, Dark Cacao, Golden Cheese, White Lily

Pure Vanilla

Oh? What's wrong?

He was snapped awake because of your door knocking, but he doesn't mind one bit. If it's to help you, then he won't protest.

He'd offer you to rest with him, if it'll bring you any comfort.

And if you need to vent about whatever nightmare you've had, he'll gladly listen.

Need to stay overnight? No problem. If you'd like him to hold you, he won't protest. Whatever makes you sleep easier.

He might even sing for you if you request it. He's a little self conscious about it, but still, he sounds like an angel.

Hollyberry

Huh? Whuh?

Oh, it's just you!

She'd allow you to come in for a moment and vent if you need to. If you can't talk, that's alright, she can get your mind off it by recounting an adventure she's had before!

You want to stay? Ah, that's no problem, there's plenty of room here! She hopes her presence will help you get a better night's sleep.

She can yap you to sleep if need be. She does think her adventures could work as bedtime stories, funnily enough.

Dark Cacao

Who dares to-

Oh, it's you. Is something wrong?

He's had his own fair share of nightmares in his life. He simply stopped being afraid after a certain point. He'll be happy to tell you how he manages.

If you'd like to stay, he has no problem with that. As long as you get rest. A warrior like you needs it.

Golden Cheese Cookie

Who DARES to disturb her radiance's beauty sleep?

...ah! You! What a pleasant surprise!

You've had a nightmare? You've no need to be scared of things like those!

Golden Cheese would motivate you through overcoming whatever fears you've had, and whatever sort of nightmare you've had.

You'd like to stay? Oh, now you're asking for too much!

...but that doesn't mean she's saying no.

Take comfort in her radiance's wings, they make excellent blankets! :)

White Lily Cookie

Oh? Why are you crying? What's wrong?

...ah.

Nightmares for her are almost nightly at this point, so she gets it.

She'll take you in, no questions asked, and allow you to sit with her. Whether you need to talk or simply sit in silence, she'll accept it either way.

You can stay as long as you need to. She won't drive you away.

...she's surprised you take this much comfort in her presence.

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How the Beasts would hold your hand

First headcanon list yay

Contains: Mystic Flour, Burning Spice, Shadow Milk, Eternal Sugar, Silent Salt

Mystic Flour

Very daintily, like she is barely keeping a grip.

Average sized hands. They feel very smooth. You wonder what kind of lotion she loses.

Would never be the one to hold your hand first. Simply lets you do so and accepts it.

May leave a remark about how "pointless" your sign of affection is, but you know full well she's the fakest idgafer on Earthbread.

Burning Spice

Call your doctor after this.

VERY large hands, VERY tight grip. Could probably unintentionally break your fingers.

You'd have to remind him to loosen up so he doesn't give you a hospital visit.

Roughest hands imagineable.

Doesn't admit it, but LOVES holding your hand. Rarely does so, however, unless you ask him to.

Shadow Milk

Holds one single finger. At least, in public. He'd cringe and stick his tongue out at you so he can make it clear to anyone watching he doesn't like it (even though he does).

You ever seen that one Disneyland clip where the Jack actor is freaking out about Sally holding his hand when she suddenly runs away? Yeah.

In private is a whole different story, though. He holds it with much more intent and with a better grip.

His hands aren't rough, but not silky smooth either.

He'll kill you if you tell ANYONE that he's being soft and mushy with you.

Eternal Sugar Cookie

Oh lord have mercy.

Probably the CHAMPION hand holder.

She'll grab your hand unconsciously, dragging you along with her. Maybe even rubbing her thumb against you.

Hands just as soft as Mystic Flour's. All natural.

As a bonus, she'd occasionally kiss it, just so she can see the look on your face.

Silent Salt

Obviously, all you're gonna feel is cold metal.

Cold metal that warms up overtime thanks to you.

He holds it tight enough to keep a good grip, but also loose enough so you wouldn't be uncomfortable.

He usually only does it when he's guiding you somewhere, but rarely, he'll ask you to hold his hand while he rests. Just so he can squeeze it to remind himself he isn't alone anymore.