SugarRush

Things that make me laugh make life a little sweeter...your story is just beginning

[amygdalae]

[creepish]

ok but no song has ever hit like ridin dirty - chamillionaire did in 2006 after a long day of grade 4 

[steevienicks]

holding my glass of apple juice feeling like I have a little lego man hand

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

"there are only two sexes" that's weird bc I have had dozens of sexes so maybe try putting yourself out there more

[lakevida]

i've been doing such a bad job of being a person lately because i don't have any enemies to spite by thriving and also because i do not remember to consistently take my medications. but mostly the first thing

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick

[seashellronan]

the girls are learning to count

[idk-my-aesthetic]

Technically there’s an infinite amount of numbers between them but I’m afraid if I try to explain decimals I’ll either lose my gay card or get shot

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[postmarxed]

[puyopuyo]

i just checked the wii forecast channel and it said lightning is going to shock everyone to death

[kadabura]

To celebrate the first of Halloween, I have to share with you my recent discovery: The Living Tombstone’s remix of Spooky Scary Skeletons and Freaks by Timmy Trumpet & Savage have the same BPM.

[khazel-t]

🎃YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH🎃

[nova-negative-deactivated202304]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS SPOOKY TIME BITCHES

[actuallystimming]

The goal is not to meet neruotypical life milestones and ideas of independence. The goal is to have a life where you are happy and have the support you need.

[rapidhighway]

Either people with ADHD need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to the doctor

[thenatsdorf]

[sandersstudies]

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

[strawberryjellystuff-deactivate]

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[naamahdarling]

Y’all this is a great video to study to observe the body language of a very happy but also very excited cat.  Lots of people see videos of excited cats doing things like climb rock climbing walls or get on small boats and think they are angry or scared, when they aren’t.  Here’s a good example of happy excitement and tension in a cat where the cat’s pleasure is easy to see.  The cat’s tail is lashing and its ears are going backward and forward like crazy, but the cat is not angry, it is merely off its shits because snow is just incredible.  This is a wildly playful cat which might play-attack a hand or other animal because it is so excited, but not out of anger.  Note the zoomies at the end to burn off some of that energy!

Think about it. When we humans do something fun and very physical, our bodies are often tense, at the ready, and a lot of our body language does look kind of aggressive or even scared. Cats are the same!  Animals at play or investigating new things often show some tension, but tension is not the same as anger or fear!

[purehoneyy]

xo

[babyanimalgifs]

Gorillas are magnificent, majestic creatures full of grace and beauty… except when it rains. 

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[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

People Like Me - The final stanza from a poem I wrote when I was 20. I was so lost. I don’t feel this way anymore. If you do, I promise you’ll find gravity again one day.

[babyanimalgifs]

A normal day at the pool… RELAX 

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