Freeze Your Brain

[so-true]

[insanecunt-blog]

I literally do not care what you look like naked. I don’t care if you have stretch marks, a chubby tummy, or hair on your belly. I don’t care if your thighs touch. I don’t care if you forgot to shave. I literally do not care about any of those things. The only thing I care about is teasing and pleasing the fuck out of you. Ain’t no stretch mark or hair gonna stop me from hearing you scream my name. When I love you I’m loving all of you.

[nqthqn-blog]

A fashion show of everything you wore in 7th grade

[best-of-memes]

[ashley-slashley]

I wonder what cats dream of?

[mj-holland]

[pantaniel-deactivated20181211]

i hope paul blart just becomes one of those things that just continues to get sequels for absolutely no reason where the sequels try to be bigger than the last and it gets to the point of where they just send him into space

[lizziemcguirevampireslayer-deac]

Paul Blart Mall Cop Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 Paul Blart Mall Cop 3 Paul Blart Mall Cop 4: The Final Chapter Paul Blart Mall Cop 5: A New Beginning Paul Blart Mall Cop 6: Blart Lives Paul Blart Mall Cop 7: The New Mall Paul Blart Mall Cop 8: Paul Takes Manhattan Paul Blart Mall Cop 9: The Final Mall Cop Blart X Paul Blart vs. Larry the Cable Guy Paul Blart (2046 Remake)

[shescyrus]

I get the most flack from anybody but I don’t do anything illegal.

[boytaurus-blog-deactivated20180]

shit white people say after sex 

thank you 

thats was good 

is there any gogurts left 

thanks 

do u think ikea is still open

[airframeextender]

look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes

[brinty]

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

[dennys]

You gotta cut the crusts off, you know, when you’re getting a breadicure.

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

What the ever living FUCK dennys

[just--space]

[suggletitgo]

Saturn and its rings captured by Hubble in Ultraviolet light.

[everydaylouie]

leek farmer

(playing with glitchy vhs effects!)

[takethedamncash]

[catandbear-savetheworld]

Just another overexcited fan of Phil, right?

[catandbear-savetheworld]

Yep. Pretty much.

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

#TransIsBeautiful

[cinemove]