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hi im alex and yes im just as cool in real life, most likely, probably.

[wizard-email]

[wizard-email]

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

not the biggest fan of how all everyday tasks have to be repeated again and again. girl why am i sisyphus i didn't even cheat death

[caroldanversenthusiast]

he is the moment

[oogie]

[toastbutteregg]

youre lying if you didnt trying mooing after reading this

[iloveyouawesomenerds]

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

one time i was sucked into the mirror but yeah

[hamfootsia-deactivated20230411]

Once I was playing mgs3 while the plumbers were over fixing the sink and I paused to get a drink and when I sit down one of the plumbers is looking and the screen and he goes “you’re character’s name is Snake?” and I say “yes, but I didn’t name him, that’s his name in the game already”, and the man excitedly gets out his ID to show me that his legal name is Snake. It was a pure moment. 

[konoko]

[adampvrrish]

who cares if i want to mentally live in my daydream universe while i physically rot away. that's my business

[presidentofthehotgirlclub]

Whoever started this grind culture deserves to be kicked in the pussy I hate you and I hate working hard fuck you

[dwagom]

this is the cunt

[thebeanestbad]

broke: midsommar is a girl power movie

woke: midsommar is a horror movie about a manipulative cult

bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that

[catchymemes]

[farmlesbians]

[woman-respecter]

[buttlet]

rare aesthetic: places you remember from somewhere deep in your subconscious

[chessys]

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit

[nirruti]

[fagflint]

pirates really had it going on man...... high waisted skinny jean lookin ass pants........ loose fitting and often deep cut shirts........ tall boots.... the belts.... swords....... long hair a lot.......... where did it all go........

[vulgarette]

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

[azuwulastan]