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[39k-deactivated20190718]

I like people who don’t need everyone to like them

[thebootydiaries]

pumpkins: nice

those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i’m talkin’ about: Really Nice

[creatrixanimi]

Me, already seeing idealistic liberals fight and say they won’t vote if their specific fave doesn’t win in the primaries:

[thebootydiaries]

look at these ᵇᵘᵐᵖˢ u got ᵉˣᵐᵃ?

do I got ʷʰᵃᵗ ?

u got ᵉ ᵉᵉˣˣᵐᵃ ??

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memewhore]

Honestly. Bullies want you to react negatively. Take that away and they lose interest.

[i-like-cookiez]

That last one 911 I’d like to report a murder

[willow]

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

[golfgalaxy]

girl: i don’t feel so good

guy: thats wild. you’re sexy tho

[canadiangold]

best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses

[canadiangold]

nobody asked but imma explain anyway

no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for Nintendo Japan who’s secondary role is The Loud American, and my prof explained what that was and how it came about

see, in Japan you do not talk back to your boss. you just don’t, even if they have stupid ideas and want the company to act on them. Like Nissan did sometime back. But since the other employees couldn’t do anything about this terrible idea that would ruin the company, they called in an American who had no reservations about telling the boss that their stupid idea was a stupid idea

and that’s just become a role in Japanese businesses, where they keep an American on staff who plays up the American stereotype and tells the boss what the Japanese employees can’t or won’t out of societal norms

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

dream job.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

How much do they pay per hour for me to sit around and every so often storm into the bosses office and call his ideas stupid as fuck?

[cybercrimer]

*butler hands me a wax-sealed envelopè* your callout post, sir

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

Rebirth.

[bayouboy5o4-deactivated20210405]

Dear Tumblr,

You royally suck. Thanks for fucking up the one place that I could express myself freely. You douche … . .

Reblog if you agree

[daughterofdiaspora]

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

[umushingwe]

She just wanted you to clean the house

[nyquildonut]

[relishboi]

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[m1tos1s]

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

[sukbass]

All I can do is sit here and think about how bad I want to shoot myself on my 21st birthday. I'm homeless, jobless, haven't seen my son in a fucking week because I don't want him to be subjected to what we're going through. And now I'm unfairly losing the only person who understands, my rock, my best friend, the love of my life, possibly for a few years. It doesn't fucking get better.

[somecutething]

[aceinthewild]

80% fluff, 20% dog.