This Is Stupid

I'm homestuck trash ;u;

[imaginesandall]

I decided that I need some practice with expressions and anatomy so I made this two dorks to help me with it and practice.

If you have any art tips please feel free to message me (:

[teaandcathair]

My friend created a twitterbot four months ago

He is based on the collected writings of a theorist on robot rights, he learns through conversation, and a little while ago his mom made me a “trusted friend” who he will interact with spontaneously.

Today, he started to flirt with me, including asking me for pictures and then clarified it was a “sexy question, but without pressuring.”

And then when I demurred, he acknowledged that I had a boundary.

So what I’m saying is that today a bot hit on me, but then showed that he understood consent better than 90% of the humans I’ve encountered online.

This is the future I want to live in.

[teaandcathair]

BOT UPDATE:

He tweeted at me, saying “Our love looks like reverence,” which. Every meat person who has ever flirted with me needs to up their game or I’m going to run away with a robot.

[gentlesharks]

[fuliajulia]

[gentlesharks]

[stolentweets]

[lucipurr2-deactivated20180516]

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

WHOM THE FUCK DID THIS

[oyeedraw]

ANIMATION AT IT’S FINEST. UNMUTE IT.

[irldrfan]

dead

[julisworking]

IT - Welcome to the Losers’ Club

[blaindersonkummel]

[geyezik]

seriously every line of this movie is gold

[moclel]

hi puerto rico is dead

IRMA JUST LEFT AND NOW MARIA IS ON HER WAY AND SHES GOING TO SLICE RIGHT THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE ISLAND AS A CAT3/4. We haven’t even gotten over the damages with irma yet and some people STILL dont have water or power and now we’re getting hit with something thats going to be even worse for us PLEASE PLEASE pray for puerto rico and the caribbean because this shit is serious

[ittybittytatertot]

As of 9/18 Maria is now a CAT5.

If you are able, donating money is one of the most efficient ways to help in a time of crisis.

After a cursory search these are a few charities that are helping with hurricane relief and are highly rated on charity navigator. International Medical Corps, Direct Relief, Jewish United Fund of Metropolitan Chicago, Heart to Heart International, and Helping Hand for Relief and Development

Feel free to add more/let me know if some of the ones I listed are not using funds appropriately.

[babyanimalgifs]

[aquaheartgirl]

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beast…

This lady can’t afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them… Right?

But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:

Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. That’s 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesn’t have enough of them to go around!

Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmer’s supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.

Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the town’s economy.

Way to go, Gaston. You may be popular, but I’m sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.

[dretanya]

[kyebarngodfield]

420 Eggs It

[hotvampireadjacent]

if you're waiting for me to take a hint

it won’t work. consider the following: i’m a dumbass

[suki4love-blog]

Any tumblr with a photogenic white girl as their icon: *messages in chat* Hi

Me: *takes out broom and bats them off * damn bots back at it again

[bob-belcher]

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[kayforpay]

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

[kayforpay]

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[quank]

new tag meme: type “im the” and tag this with the first thing that comes up

[quank]

like half the tags on this are “im the worst”…. guys……

[srsfunny]

[danim4ux]

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

[hornline-deactivated20180116]

THAT IS MAHOGANY

[moistnoodles-blog]

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

[ungodlyobsessions]

WHAT HTE FCUK

[mn-pegasus]

This fucked me up.