my teen angst bullshit now has a body count

22 y/o goblin-gremlin hybrid | ENTP | 7w8

[mynewshape]

gonna start highlighting important nouns in red and putting little emblem of what im talking about beside it

[mynewshape]

Hello. Have you eaten any fruit (🍓) today?

[sheryl-lee]

If I could be a different person, I promise you, I would. Not because I want it, but because they do. And therein lies the catch.

EUPHORIA - SEASON ONE (2019)

[catchymemes]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[cillianmurphy]

READ PART TWO AND THREE BELOW !!!!!

[she-guitar-solo]

HDYVDGNCIKFHBB

[sullencheerleader]

they actually said that insecurity is what makes a girl beautiful which is SO MUCH WORSE

[uss-edsall]

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

[uss-edsall]

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

[bluemonkeydevil]

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

[uss-edsall]

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

why does it seem like no matter where you go on a college campus there is always a straight couple with a solid 10-14 inch height difference clinging to each other like one of them is an orphan being sent to the english countryside during ww2 and they’re not sure if they’ll ever see each other again standing in the middle of wherever you’re trying to walk 

[hyacinthlbridgerton]

                   Sunny Baudelaire and the Hook-Handed Man Fernald (Part 2)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

[tallowandport]

sounds more like you talked to an old god more than a weird dream.

[greggaraki]

[pipistrellus]

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

[pinejaysong]

here’s a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

[thecryptkeeper]

mike “we’re not kids anymore” wheeler

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[iraffiruse]

[thejgatsbykid]

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

[michaun]

GUESS WHO’S BACK????