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riley || australian || 18 🌟happy chap🌟 Insta: _rileyorr

[the-memedaddy]

[doafhat]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[vanish]

[smallrooms]

[naiadereverie]

[turnpikeghosts]

so when i was at camp we had a dress up superhero day and so i dressed up as black widow but like super cheaply (cheap wig, black leggings, black jacket) so it takes most ppl a second to figure out what i’m going for anyway i ran into a little girl who loved my costume and after a brief conversation it transpired it was because she was under the impression that i was ariel. i was like oh cool yeah that makes sense, how did you guess? expecting her to be like “the hair!” and she gave me this ‘duh’ look and said “it’s her costume from the avengers” because she’s under the impression that the little mermaid is also the black widow and i love her and the world she must live in

[turnpikeghosts]

#you could say you want to be… part of her world

oh my god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[lemonpledgebitch]

[drkaratebear]

Derp Hard 2

[iwdrm]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

I could watch this for days

[theadventurouslife4us]

#outdoor , Breakfast Anyone? 

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[probablybadrpgideas]

Before the campaign starts, individually tell each person that they’re secretly a double agent infiltrating the main group and is working for the villains and it’s going to be a huge plot twist in the story. Give them a cue on when to reveal that they’re evil. When you give the cue, everyone will reveal they were a double agent working for the same people so there was no group to infiltrate.

[janothar]

This is the best Paranoia game ever!

[animatedamerican]

“Isn’t anybody here a real sheep??”

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[winterchristmastime]

[voulair]

me @ the stars: help me

[brandonsenpai]

the holy trinity

[biteythevillain]

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

[velv-ette]

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph