really tired of being governed by a death cult undergoing mass psychosis who thinks its their duty to bring about the apocalypse and im not being hyperbolic
macklin celebrini has autism

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
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Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
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Three Goblin Art
DEAR READER
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we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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noise dept.

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really tired of being governed by a death cult undergoing mass psychosis who thinks its their duty to bring about the apocalypse and im not being hyperbolic
genuinely how are you supposed to know when a conversation is over. Must everything be some sort of puzzle
to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them
“A dead parrot from the hot weather.. :(” “Ah, no. It’s a corn.”
"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.
and love..........
crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried
hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off
When I see shirtless male joggers I want to hit them with my car
going on a guilt trip do yall want anything
if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask
wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example
Keep salting the wound I'm close
This is how June is going to feel
ngl June has ended up feeling more like this
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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post
#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world