Life's A Bitch

Just a weirdo that prefers 🍩 over 💎

[darkislovelyyyy]

[with-practice]

I-M-P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T

[c-bassmeow]

This is so funny I’m going to pee

[mrrobotico]

This deserves an Oscar

[thatgunnerwayneguy]

Yes!!!

[quotejunkiie]

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[dreamsleftunspoken]

The hardest thing I’ve ever had to do was forgive someone who was never sorry.

(via dreamsleftunspoken)

[froginsurance]

I’m not like most girls *long pause as I sip chocolate milk through my very complex straw* I’m worse

[realitytvgifs]

words to live by

[kanekween]

does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me than sexual cravings

[lilttlekingtrashmouth]

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

I need to stop imagining situations in my head that aren’t going to happen.

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[onlytwitterpics]

[kushandwizdom]

[unkanny]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

this has always been the funniest thing online

[faguettella-deactivated20180221]

me: im so happy with my life right now

stress: 

[bob-belcher]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Awwwww

[n0kiv]

My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕

[onlyblackgirl]

I love Gordon.

[bitter-and-queer]

She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man

[cosmic-noir]

[dilfweed]

Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.

[182649-deactivated20180312]

I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears

[vanetti]

i reblog this every time it comes on my dash and i will until the day i die or this hellsite does

[love-this-pic-dot-com]

Makeup made easy

[4xxs]

sometimes I think I’m crazy cause I see things so differently than everyone else

skins (via 4xxs)

[vicforprez]