[xtec]

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

[xtec]

I'm gonna roll your head if you keep asking questions you fuckin square

[ark-blocks]

:)

[cosmiccatboyfriend]

(:

[xtec]

okay what the fuck

[zonestar]

There is so much beauty in the world.

[kingjaffejoffer]

[ripndipcl]

[dorothy-in-wonderland-blog]

this is the best gift that anyone could have gotten me

[mischievouss-girll-blog]

THE ACTIVITY IS LITERALLY JUST CONNECTING TRUMP AND RUSSIA HAHAHAHA i love how much shade this book throws

[dorothy-in-wonderland-blog]

a lot have people have been asking me so here’s a link to the place that i got it xx 

[only-one-brain-cell]

The only bible I’ll read

[dontmentionthetrousers]

That’s a Christmas present right there.

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[localstarboy]

Fam lmaooo. This is hilarious. Just watch.

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this LITERALLY me 

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

me after taking 4 flintstones gummies

[youcoolbaby]

good good parenting

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

[seereethepagan]

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

[pettycentral]

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[deactivated-blog]

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

[wizlaqueefuh-blog]

so i was on omegle

and i stumbled among these nice whyt gurls

then i saw them again 

[cookienun]

This is it This my favourite post

[penis-hilton]

STOP!! NORMALIZING!!!! PUTTING!!!! KETCHUP!!!! IN!! THE!! FRIDGE!!

[gothjacobs]

SOME? PLEOPLE? PUT? KETCHUP? IN? THE? FRIDGE? TO? COPE????

[bucket-in-a-smaller-bucket-deac]

If you put ketchup in the fridge YOU ARE VALID!!!1!1!1

[gratatata-shalala]

Just following directions, bro.

[blackness-by-your-side]

[bungleboobs]

Y'all mind if I scream?

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner