[acoolsuggestion]

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

[weatherreporter]

[foxmulders]

i’m not saying i need validation to live i’m just saying that if my heart was flatlining and the doctor started telling me how great i was instead of trying to revive me my ass would be conscious within ten seconds 

[summersofyouth]

bitch ass

shut ur mouth

[dirty-diamondss]

I’m getting real sick and tired of this whole “let’s go to bed alone and wake up alone” thing. Real tired.

[the-fuckboy-whisperer]

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

[93-7]

u ever noticed when u depressed n shit that every body gives u the same advice cuz they don’t care they jus want u to shut up

[tanae-briana-deactivated2018010]

People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol.

They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!” and “I don’t respect anyone who talks down on their parents.”

But just because YOUR parents would do anything for you and sacrificed a lot for you doesn’t mean it applies to all parents. We don’t have the same experience boo. You can’t tell me shit about what my mama would do for me. All moms and dads are not created equal.

[scaredpotter]

when women say “i hate men” they mean it in the “stop hurting me and my sisters” kind of way, not the “i want to rape, murder and oppress you” way. you know, the way men hate women.

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[firenadia]

he has evolved, and now he has a knife taped onto him! go fight lil blue friend! 

[dread-pirate-robin]

You can tell a lot from a person by what ending they reblog this with

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

therapist: i want to get to know the real you! :-)

me:

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[smithensy2k20archive-deactivate]

☺️😍🤗

[bloodhailer]

😬😏😒

[gaydaryl]

[crushis]

[arab-quotes]

The last one alone is enough to debunk the whole premise that ISIS represents Islam.

[stillnotchrys]

I’m going to put this on queue just incase people need reminding

[drunxaspunx]

Wow ISIS is breaking every single one of these rules.

[femmequeens]

Padmé Amidala’s wardrobe from Star Wars: The Prequel Trilogy (Episode I: The Phantom Menace / Episode II: Attack of the Clones / Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)

[ccstcrptc]

ok the one on the left of the very bottom row is me when i have my fuzzy blanket draped around my shoulders while im walkign around my house

[ubiquitous-pearl-deactivated201]

I love all of her outfits so much, I wish I had her wardrobe

[floweir-deactivated20180902]

Honestly wwyd

[chonce]

[summersofyouth]

me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*

me:.,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy

me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*