[higherauthority]

[seven-oh-four]

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

[seven-oh-four]

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

[mintgrace]

did yuo know its very normal for girls to fall over when they stand up? this is not iron deficincy,, it is girl supries naptime

[tamamita]

Ireland is the only country in Europe

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[hazelsmazecave]

[ramenbats]

New vampire growing pains

[kabber]

[yuri-hell-world]

THIS SPACE LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK

[tamamita]

Ireland is the only country in Europe

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[wizardarchetypes]

i think avoidance is such a little-recognized ocd compulsion. all the time i talk to people with ocd who are like "i was always having intrusive thoughts about using kitchen knives and harming myself or others but i'm okay now because i just stopped using knives ever 👍 so i'm good now"

and i'm like unfortunately i have bad news.

[wizardarchetypes]

if you don't know why this doesn't work, the issue is that ocd never stops when you implement a compulsion. it evolves. today you've "solved" it by never using a knife again (and losing access to an important cooking tool, thus limiting an aspect of your life) but in a few months or a year it'll be that forks are dangerous too. and hey, isn't it risky to use the stove? avoidance will even begin to manifest in places you might not recognize.

the point is that OCD compulsions are never solutions, they're actually the problems. the intrusive thoughts SEEM like the problem and the compulsions FEEL like the solution. and that's how it getsya.

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow

[ouroborosorder]

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

[ouroborosorder]

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

[swagophile]

do you think women woild like me more if i talked like a victorian era ghost child

[beanytuesday]

Marvel fucks up