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32 | She/her

[minyoonjin]

I have no words left in me like... just look at him!!!

[sumzysworld]

Now he looks like that awkward Thesis advisor who really wants to say something nice and encouraging but.... cant....

[minyoongi-ah]

Yoongi as a museum curator (or when Yoongi gives us a fanfic prompt)

[sumzysworld]

Night at the Museum AU

Somebody write!!!!

[depsidase]

how quaint.

[wonmuse]

SMAU ━━ RATING MY GUY FRIENDS

sᴍᴀᴜ 𓂃 rating your guy friends turns into you going viral, and a few unexpected responses from them

nais calling ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ it’s been quite some time since I’ve posted anything here and I’ve started to miss it, I’ll most likely post their individual parts later today after work

[simmesimmy]

JIMIN’S HAIR IS BRAIDED ALL PRETTY IM IN LOVE

he’s literally everything to me ♡

ILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT LONG HAIR JIMIN!!

𐙚 𐙚 𐙚 𐙚 𐙚

[sumzysworld]

I knew it.

He's one of the fair folk... an elf or a fae...

Yep. Yep

[magpie1817]

Seungcheol as the Winter Soldier no im not okay 😭😭😭

[sumzysworld]

The sweetest winter soldier

[yoonia]

“Join me,” he had said after telling you about the overseas meeting planned for the end of the week. “Join you…on your business trip? I thought you said this was an important deal. And that it took months to arrange a meeting with this man.” Yoongi had smiled then, calm and patient as always. “I’ll be gone for a week, not just the weekend. He wants me to stay afterward so we can visit one of his workshops before we finalize the contract,” he explained. “Travelling alone for that long sounds incredibly boring.” Then, after a brief pause, he added softly, “And lonely.” The corners of his lips twitched when he noticed your shy smile. His gaze lingered on yours before he asked quietly, “What do you say?” How could you possibly refuse?

— Carousel: Quiet Moments (special chapter) | Yoongi x female reader | CEO!Yoongi, Arranged Marriage!AU, Heiress!reader

[sumzysworld]

As a matter of principle lets not bodyshame prehistoric creatures.

It's bad enough to subject teenagers and women and queer communities to this... dead and gone creatures and their ancestors need not face this too 🙏

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

main character (for @namjoohyuk ♡)

[justafortunateson]

[paralol]

HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR 

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED 

[d-o-llf-a-ce]

We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =

210

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

[themagentacolor]

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

[alexandragrace]

Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

[mortaljpg]

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[urcadelimabean]

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

[madenthusiasms]

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

[thememedaddy]

[convolutedblasphemy]

The best way I can describe to an allo person how you feel about sex as a topic as a sex-repulsed or averse asexual is that it feels like a hype that never ends. As though Despicable Me came out and everyone around you was sending minion facebook memes to each other for years to come. The stores are full of minion themed products; they're in ads and your friends talk about them all the time. And deep in your heart you're like "I'm glad that they're able to enjoy something I personally don't like and am not interested in :3". But there is always this little voice in the back of your head that's like "If I have to see ONE MORE of these little yellow FUCKERS today then God help us all." You make an active choice to communicate only the former.

[heevangell]

heeseung fic recs ♡

hi everyone! since a lot of people asked, i decided to put together a list of some of my favorite heeseung fics on tumblr ♡ all credits go to the amazing writers — note: some fics contain 18+ content and heavier themes. please read all warnings carefully before reading.

࣪ ִֶָ☾.

90 days of pleasure - @ham-st4r

coffee & cream - @ham-st4r

cumming of age - @enhaflixer

don’t leave again - @lovelee-evan

girlfriend simulator - @heejamas

hopeless - @star-sim

i don't want to be your roommate, i want to kiss your neck ⤷ @taeghi

i hate you - @ikeuverse

kiss me, he’s watching - @enhaflixer

know me - @junsfriend

nothing safe is worth the drive - @calumcxke

operation: how not to get the girl - @heesmiles

player rank: platinum - @simpjaes

pool party - @prod-ddeonu

siren sounds - @i2sunric

sky's the limit - @chenfleur

the brother's best friend trope - @taeghi

you plus me - @paarksunghoon

“just sit on my lap, it’ll be fine” - @jwonsite

࣪ ִֶָ☾.

H.M : ATTRACTION GAME - (on wattpad)⟶this one is so peak you need to read it! highly recommended & my fav heeseung fic...

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[ahighlyfunctionalfangirl]

So no one is going to tell me that they made looking for alaska into a miniseries in 2019????????? I'm so watching this after Merlin. I haven't read John Green in years and this is going to be cringy and amazing

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

If you want to hide a terrible secret from the world, hire Hulu's marketing team, because they didn't tell a soul about looking for alaska.

[importantdogimages]

[sumzysworld]

I am curious, is he scolding the dog or coaxing it out of a midlife crisis fueled emotional breakdown?

[importantdogimages]