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ricky ❤ manic pixie dream twink ❤ minors DNI ❤ harry potter hate blog ❤

[sun-bf]

if you draw link legend of zelda without a fat ass you're doing it wrong

[strangegutz]

Arnold Palmer

[sun-bf]

a series of unfortunate events is so much more infuriating when you're an adult. because you're like "these kids are so powerless. there's nothing they can do about their situation, no matter how inventive or intelligent or aggressive they are. why won't anyone just listen to them?" you realize the eyes all over olaf's house symbolize him always watching them, even when he's not there. but when you're a kid, you just accept all these things without question because it's so NORMAL to you, you root for the orphans not because you're deeply concerned about them, but because they ARE you. anyway

[sun-bf]

someone likes cereal

i would fuck a bowl of cereal if i could 💖

[hooved]

rebecca black was right. gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal

[hooved]

rebecca black was right. gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal

[hooved]

rebecca black was right. gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal

[genderkoolaid]

just saw a TikTok saying "when transmascs don't use their privilege to protect transfems" WHAT FUCKING PRIVILEGE. WE ARE NOT YOUR BODYGUARDS! WE DO NOT EXIST TO PUT OURSELVES IN HARMS WAY FOR THE REST OF THE COMMUNITY!

[lionfloss]

by trevorgagnier

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[mariakono]

i sincerely wish a very bad day upon every people who make "meme" videos and think it's funny to dramatically increase the volume and bass boost without warning. it's not funny with warning and it's not funny without warning.

[femhawke]

Huh.....

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

[impishglee]

"Ah! I just had the best massage!"

"Oh? Where'd you get it?"

"Spirits and Such Consulting."

"Eh? Seriously? I never took you for the type to believe in that kind of thing."

"Oh, I don't. The dude is a total fraud but he's a miracle worker with neck and shoulder pain, you just have to tell him it's ghosts."

"What."

"Yeah, it's just this shady guy who works with his nephew or little cousin or something. Sometimes there are some other kids there too, maybe he's a babysitter for his siblings? Dunno. But he'll basically do anything if you blame spirits. One time I got him to change my tires and groom my dog. Weird guy but surprisingly competent."

[regging]

i’m at tumblr university but the hot blogger i have a crush on keeps scrolling past me in the halls

[sun-bf]

old guy i work with's wife came to pick him up and when he saw her he said "hey sunshine :)" brb crying for the rest of my life.

[logarto]

"prev tags" destroying the ecosystem. if you think someone's tags are funny you're suppoyed to screenshot or copypaste them onto a reblog of the post. cmon people this it basic tumblrology