ahaha ..

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[ewaneneollav]

Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called “ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg” that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Tunisia

[taurus-deactivated20210526]

[flipchild]

fuck all the fake shit.

[spoonwizardd]

a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.

[pathologising]

[slomps-stomp]

People have been so worked up over grandpa's bed they are ignoring the fucking cory in the house crop mod

[blackpyrefly]

long distance relationship is so easy you just hav to send them messages like im kissing you now can you feel it. can you feel it

[bunniope]

i cant

[blackpyrefly]

what about if i do this

[destroyhorse]

A suburban couple are held under siege by a pack of frighteningly inteligent rats. A suburban couple are held under siege by a pack of frighteningly inteligent rats. A suburban couple are held under siege by a pack of frighteningly inteligent rats.

[minotauri]

Humans pretend to be good in small ways for social clout but underneath where it counts, very definitely all selfish and bad.

[sunbiter]

crawls out of the earth posts this and dies

[markv5]

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

The toddlers currently binge watching finger family among us pregnancy coffin dance elsa spiderman play with slime compilation videos are going to one day invent the most intriguing and uniquely repulsive EDM subgenre in mankind's existence on their Amazon smart home creator software in 2033

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

The genre will be typified by 3-10sec long sonifications of NFTs punctuated by the sound of random objects hitting the pavement after falling from a great height. The genre will be cancelled 4 weeks after being created when artist Karkat Musk, known by zir stage name sludge_emoji samples the sound of a box of Ninja Funko pops falling off a warehouse shelf and killing a fulfillment center indentured servent

[worm-suggestion]

[worm-suggestion]

[catcrumb]

[jayce]

[sunbiter]

i’m tired of being patronized by cis people. like i get it, you’re trying to be supportive, but i’m your equal and u should treat me as such :p

[quotingstardust-deactivated2023]

New d&d character idea, lizardfolk cleric based off my leopard geckos

[quotingstardust-deactivated2023]

This one was my favorite. Her name is Squig.