I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade
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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade
instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes
my hoes have a Warriors Spirit
Man and his dog in a Photo Booth at Grand Central Station, 1943
In tears
Best quotes from Leela and perfectly describes freela.
💜🧡
at a bar in lower manhattan and they’re playing catholic choral music. on the wall there’s a giant mural of gregorian monks on a raft
the only other people in here are talking quietly about japanese verb conjugation. there are many statues of gargoyles and gnomes
reading reviews while quietly sipping my drink. i feel like i’m in an alternate dimension. it’s called Burp Castle btw
probably goes without saying this is now my favorite bar in the world
I just looked up african pygmy mice for the first time today and ahhehee ohoohoo hoooo
LITTLE.
also: he is under arrest
Crying from laughter
“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.
*Mutually driving each other crazy* (๑/////๑ " )
When I write the most perfect funny ingenious comeback which then I have to cross out because it doesn't work out of my humorless protagonist's mouth.
this “stephen king” guy is out here writing scary books that frighten people and we’re just letting him????????
and who made him king of the stephens anyways????
The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂
Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware. Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
valve be like. you know what this series needs? 2 games and NO MORE
Hold onto your butts everyone I’m gonna wash my fuckin dishes
The thing about washing dishes is that you always think it’s gonna take sooooooooo much time and be so annoying. But then you find something to listen to, you get settled, you get started, and you realize that you were correct holy shit the cheese is glued on