Edge Lord

Meh. This requires work. Also fan art and fanfiction Also Shitposting

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

[responsibilitychan]

instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

[responsibilitychan]

my hoes have a Warriors Spirit

[through-a-historic-lens]

Man and his dog in a Photo Booth at Grand Central Station, 1943

[dragoncarrion]

In tears

[hawkpartys]

[freelafan4life545]

Best quotes from Leela and perfectly describes freela.

💜🧡

[segamascott]

[adz]

at a bar in lower manhattan and they’re playing catholic choral music. on the wall there’s a giant mural of gregorian monks on a raft

[adz]

the only other people in here are talking quietly about japanese verb conjugation. there are many statues of gargoyles and gnomes

[adz]

reading reviews while quietly sipping my drink. i feel like i’m in an alternate dimension. it’s called Burp Castle btw

[adz]

probably goes without saying this is now my favorite bar in the world

[genderboi]

[bunjywunjy]

I just looked up african pygmy mice for the first time today and ahhehee ohoohoo hoooo

LITTLE.

[bunjywunjy]

also: he is under arrest

[destielotp]

Crying from laughter

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[kumeramen]

*Mutually driving each other crazy* (๑/////๑ " )

[allured-thrall]

When I write the most perfect funny ingenious comeback which then I have to cross out because it doesn't work out of my humorless protagonist's mouth.

[joy-crimes]

this “stephen king” guy is out here writing scary books that frighten people and we’re just letting him????????

and who made him king of the stephens anyways????

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

[misselaineofoz]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[roxylalonde]

valve be like. you know what this series needs? 2 games and NO MORE

[roxylalonde]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hold onto your butts everyone I’m gonna wash my fuckin dishes

[andhumanslovedstories]

The thing about washing dishes is that you always think it’s gonna take sooooooooo much time and be so annoying. But then you find something to listen to, you get settled, you get started, and you realize that you were correct holy shit the cheese is glued on