Professional Badass Puffball

Free Palestine 🇵🇸. Also I HATE elon musk bruh,,,, fuckin lex luthor out here fuck man.(25)(they/them)

[wiionme]

Lowly Worm X Tracey Chapman

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You don’t know me

[skajador]

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

[revivivivify]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[scorpiosantos]

[chosominous]

[spicymochi]

sitting animal friends

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[sockiepuppetry]

Ok

[beemovieerotica]

[daz-e]

[wilwheaton]

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[oonpy]

[toskarin]

thoughts on polyamory?

thanks for asking! first of all, I think love is weakness by another name and you should be killing everyone with your demon blade

[toskarin]

the reading comprehension on this site is awful. the true power is in the demon blade. that's how it kills everyone.