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Bless you, anon, for giving me an excuse to draw this, along with the other anons and asks about more cow-girl matt and yeah… :O … I may have a thing for TF/WG/sex-TF/Cow-girls/boobs in general so Anyway HERE YOU GO, GUYS baras to come later
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Want to scissor with someone and when our pussies are pressed together, they lay a bunch of little eggs in me. They're not big at first, you wouldn't be able to tell I'm pregnant. It's not until later that I start showing as the eggs incubate and grow larger. My hips and butt grow to prepare for the laying and my tits swell with milk. My belly grows to the size of a third trimester in only a month. My shirts are tight around it, barely covering it. My tits stretch the material. Even with a bra on, my nipples are still visible. They're super sensitive, the lightest touch makes them stiffen. A slight squeeze or tug makes them leak.
The eggs would grow to a medium size inside me. I'd look heavily pregnant, like I was overdue. The pressure of the eggs would be heavy against my cervix. Rubbing my belly would only do so much. It would only be when I felt the first egg sink lower and the pressure move downward that things would start to feel better. But then I'd have to start laying. The eggs would be coming, and fast. Maybe I'd be out in public, like at the store. I'd be wearing tight but somewhat stretchy clothes, like leggings. I'd try so hard to keep them in until I was finished, but it'd be no use. The first one would start crowning in the dairy aisle. It would be fitting, given the milk that would be leaking from my nipples. I'd press a hand against my crotch to try and push it back in, but it wouldn't work. That egg would come out regardless of my opinion.
It would finally push it's way out in the checkout line. It would feel so good, slick and relatively small. The way it'd pop out would be so relieving. I'd check out and hobble my out, trying not to bring too much attention to myself as the second egg crowned. Luckily, my grocery load would be pretty light. I would manage to get everything in the trunk before the second one was laid, but only just barely. I would just be climbing in the back seat as the second egg pushed it's way into my leggings, shoving the first one up and over my rock hard clit. Milk would drip onto the seat, me on my hands and knees to lay better. I wouldn't even bother taking off my pants as the next egg crowned.
With just a little rock of my hips, the two eggs already out would roll over my clit, making me cum. That would be enough to send out the third egg. The fourth, fifth, and sixth would be pumped out shortly after. It would only be when all of the eggs were out that I would finally take my pants off, huffing with the effort. Vaginal fluid would coat my pussy and inner thighs and milk will have soaked my shirt
(sources: 1, 2, - ocatg on bsky)
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Bonnie having a well deserved bath with snacks
A never ending pizza sounds nice and all.. but I don't actually like to each the crust and it wont rematerialize with a whole new pizza until all of it has been eaten.
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Self-explanatory.
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A never ending pizza sounds nice and all.. but I don't actually like to each the crust and it wont rematerialize with a whole new pizza until all of it has been eaten.
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at a time in my life where a lot of people i know are pregnant/have given birth and like that is Very Much Not For Me At All but i am not gonna lie I am very much enjoying being a very respectful pervert when they inevitably spring a leak whenever we hang out
like 👀👀👀👀👀👀 i am looking sooooo respectfully... but i AM looking...
Pussy portal is good
but consider also: bra shaped portals for people to suck your tits on demand and out of your control
Either two separate portals so different people each can access one tit at a time, or they connect as a larger portal so they can use both
Trying to concentrate in a meeting while someone swirls their tongue around your nipples, maybe you're hooked up to an industrial strength milker, or someone is clearly fucking your tits, and you're just trying to stay still and quiet and not moan
yeah id like the double bacon burger and a large fr- remembers i have to work on my beach bod- two large fries
Me me me fucking MEEE
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