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Moved 80s-90s SMAP posting here Tag Org/Intro <- “actual” pinned, start here Alex | 30 | any, cis(ish) fem Scans Other Things The world is my oyster but I prefer univalves

[memories]

I regret to inform you I’m #tsuyoshi kusanagi trash.

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[inefekt69]

Ikebukuro - Tokyo, Japan

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Mt Yoshino - Nara, Japan

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Japanese Vending Machines

[emziess]

Dogmeat Fallout, Season 2

[sunlightfeeling]

One Set Per Kimura-saaaan! Episode

#8 (re-uploaded January 17th, 2024)

[sunlightfeeling]

HEY THESE TAGS WERENT OKAY BECCA 😭 (ily 💕)

as punishment, please imagine this infant…

…bending the spoon 😇

this man doesn’t age… has existential crisis

[johnnyscollection]

Former Otokogumi member, Okamoto Kenichi, and father of Okamoto Keito from Hey! Say! JUMP. The first father and son debuted Johnny’s-

Myojo, August 1991

[ithurtstolookatwhatitusedtobe]

[sunlightfeeling]

oh my god i just took accidental boku ga boku de aru tame ni damage lmfao 😭😭

[lluviagf]

SHE IS SO FASHIOOON!!

[sunlightfeeling]

why am i not surprised that tsuyoshi is a clandestine social butterfly?

<- girl that just watched the secret x’mas party and is trying not to explode with other thoughts

[sunlightfeeling]

aaaaaaa im sinningggg

[sunlightfeeling]

アエラ / AERA: 2024.5.20 No. 22

[bunny-bear]

Trying to hide dat deko ;3

[everglowstardust]

Kimura Takuya Instagram Post 2026.04.09

“RADIO!

Chatting alone.

I had a fun time being able to connect with the feelings from all my listeners!

Thank you so much”

Takuya

[everglowstardust]

Kimura Takuya Instagram Story 2026.04.10

On standby…… 😝✨