trash town

I have given up

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[necromancelena]

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

[necromancelena]

Dungeon

[storybookprincess]

one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”

this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep

instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”

sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference

[yujateaandpi]

This helped me today hope it helps someone else too

[satyriconmp3]

[vigilantsycamore]

Lady Catherine de Bourgh posted this

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[miwai]

↳ 「haikyuu!! light novel 13 sketches」

[flowerbleedme]

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

[memewhore]

[fishandshesmygills]

sorry for killing and cannibalizing your boyfriend. ive been practicing intuitive eating lately

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[manypersons]

What creature is this?

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

Fuck your entire life

[christianstepmoms]

salt your stink miss?

[queenophydea]

Bein fat is good and normal and its hot and its morally neutral and its the best thing ever and it's just a way some people exist

[queenophydea]

Food is good and has no moral alignment and is awesome and is a way to express love and is just a thing we as organisms need

[100493503004422]

making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

[100493503004422]

this person said "become a brain witch" like I'm supposed to know what that is

[100493503004422]

help I'm being dragged by the brain witch community

[100493503004422]

making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

[100493503004422]

this person said "become a brain witch" like I'm supposed to know what that is

[100493503004422]

help I'm being dragged by the brain witch community

[brucebocchi]

“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[mved2gardenia2006]

the world is beautiful we have transgender people and images

[mved2gardenia2006]

and we have sandwiches

[ryan-sometimes]

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

[netherworldpost]

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response