Figuring out how to roll without eating shit

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Figuring out how to roll without eating shit
Less Jack Antonov this
Less Jack Antonov that
WHO TF WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT WASNt Fred Armisen playing a drum in Some Nights this whole time??
A little look back into the past and a look at the present
Improvement! It happens!
Please enjoy my re entry into skating! I promise it will get better
If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right
Maybe we were too hard on Jenny for doing what she could to run from her past, I think Forrest understood that.
Failure is ok. Getting rejected by your favorite childhood national singing competition at arguably the lowest point in your life is ok. Maybe this means they were right.
transgender snacks
Hard to believe in just six months Iâve changed so much. I feel more focused, more dedicated to accomplishing my goals. I like where I am and I think it only gets better from here
LATE DATE UPDATE. TLDR: IM A GIRL NOW, IM GETTING KICKED OUT BECAUSE OF THAT AND EVERYTHINGS LOWKEY GOING TO SHIT
If you made a clone of yourself would you fuck yoursel-bla blah blah
If you made a clone of yourself would YOU think you were cool, my dude?
If you made a clone of yourself would you forgive yourself??
Like Him
-Tyler, The Creator, Oct. 28 2024
I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesnât even know the clone jutsu lol
I hate how fucking funny this is
Daddy Issues
Why is it why when I think of you I smell your breath before anything else?
The shake of my eardrums when youâd yell so loud my mind couldnât process it so it turned to pure frequency?
The scratch of your beard when Iâd hug you.
The smile youâd smile when you saw an animal you loved.
And how little you smiled about me as the years went on?
You cared for plants so gingerly and lovingly. Was it because they never let you down?
The roundness of your jaw and the wrinkle in your neck are clear as day even now, but everything else exists in airbrushed relativity.
I see the fire in your eyes, and the weight lift from your shoulders when you talk about when you were young.
I see the scars and bruises on your hands.
I feel your frightening intelligence that made me feel like I could never be as smart as you even at my best.
I feel the gentle way youâd carry me to bed when I pretended to be asleep on the way home.
The crash of my things being thrown around as you tossed my room for being dirty.
The way youâd casually criticize men for showing an ounce of femininity.
Your chipped tooth, your playful nature, your thigh scar, your glasses, your necklace i still have to this day with the bent whaletail fin.
Why do I see all the things that made you so human and all the things that made me so afraid of you all at once?
Why do I dream of speaking with you and remember all the ways you hurt me when I wake?
Why cant I just hate you and be done with it?
Why do you still make me miss you?
The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to âBuzz Aldrin and his husbandâ going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if heâd misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
The moon landing was fake: tired, passĂŠ, heard it before
The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! Iâm going to be thinking about this for months!
Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it canât be illegal on the moon
Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.
He was the officiator
This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.
Oh my god they were moon mates.
Everyone involved in the making of this pun should go to their rooms to think about what theyâve done.
Buckle up yâall were entering the F O R B I D D E N V I B E zone