[...] O amanhecer traz o novo dia. [...]

Prompts sem o menor roteiro e com pouca atividade cerebral da minha parte.

[sunnyhascome]

Jason's Funeral

Y/n: Can I have a moment alone with him?

Bruce: Of course *leaves*

Y/n, leaning over Jason's coffin: Now listen, I know you're not dead.

Jason: *opens one eye* Yeah no

[sunnyhascome]

Katsuki: I wanna do bad things to you.

Y/n: Like what ;)

Katsuki: Break your legs

Katsuki: Choke you to death

Katsuki: Push you off a building

Y/n: Kinky

Katsuki: ...

Katsuki: I'm gonna kill you, you little shi-

[sunnyhascome]

Jason: *unbuttoning shirt* God, it's so hot in here

Y/n: I know that but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt?

[sunnyhascome]

Y/n: You are the most jealous man I know.

Jason:

Jason: Do you know other men?

[sunnyhascome]

Y/n: Wanna hear a joke?

Jason: Not really.

Y/n: Pleeeeeeease?

Jason: Fine. Go ahead.

Y/n: Knock Knock!

Jason: Come in.

Y/n:

Y/n: I hate you.

[sunnyhascome]

Booya

Era só pra ter algo aqui, sla. OOOOOI?

it was just to have something here, idk. HEEEEEEEEY?