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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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i got the job

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#god beamed that message directly into his skull

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#alice in wonderland #also if this dude doesn't text me back i'm gonna go feral #why does he ask me how i'm doing and then not respond for hours?????#please god just be in love with me already #fully made this man a playlist of love songs for his birthday #what more can i doooo

the feminine urge to bite

#the feminine urge

girl help i'm obsessive compulsing at my place of employment :/

#actuallyocd #fighting for life while wearing a glove on one hand and not the other #no one is more dedicated to being a libra than me w my literal disorder about how much i need balance #symmetry ocd my mortal enemy

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#shout out to that one person i told i'd literally be down to share a soul with #art!#for real tho ghosts in love is everything to me #yk that quote that's like 'he's half my soul as the poets say'#yeah... that's the mood of the day

bukkakebarbie

daydreaming on public transportation just hit different

#u know what else hits different #trying to seduce a man in valentine's day with frog memes :/#y isnt he in love w me yet???#literally what more can i do

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he’s greasy! he’s ugly! he’s soooo pretty! he’s fruity! he’s a bastard! he’s the love of my life! he’s my worst enemy!

sunnyhunnymelon

Sophie @ howl

#howls moving castle #hmc #studio ghilibi

Are you the fig or the wasp? Easy question: Fig. Why? Becuse one, much like a fig, I'm fruity as hell and two, my family is catholic not protestant.

#lmao pls tell me someone else thinks this is funny #get it fruity like gay and my family is catholic so i couldn't be a white anglo saxon protestant #wasp or fig #this might be kinda niche

clownsuggest

clown costume on, third eye stapled shut, lets do this ladies

#me about to double text a man #its my hot girl summer and i will be amking so many regrettable decisions

pukicho

Costco is amazing but if a centaur were roaming the aisles it would be even greater

#fucking preach baby

inkskinned

hello. i made another quiz. it is spring, these days. we are looking to move forward. let me give you something you might need.

#hey cool cats this quiz made me cry (in a good way) you should take it #acceptance #fuck dude this really hits diffrent #op u must be a watch or something because you did not need to be so fucking accurate with this #uquiz

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looking for love at the dairy isle

sunnyhunnymelon

Me laying in wait to see who else is going to grab oat milk

#apmond milk is also a valid choice #bisexual

poemsforpersephone

what if when icarus fell apollo caught him before he hit the sea, arms as warm as the sun, but safer.

what if when ariadne cast the rope across a broken branch aphrodite stepped in with a reminder that this, this is not the kind of love you die for.

what if when achilles was ready for war ares appeared with a smile and said “you win well when you win, but what are you unwilling to lose if you lose?” and achilles knew the answer.

if you could retell the tale wouldn’t you want to tell it kinder? wouldn’t you want to give them peace, even love, where you could?

#yesss any happy retelling of a tragedy is EXCELLENT in my book

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me putting a comma where it doesn’t belong: it’s sexy, it’s spicy, it adds a twist, a little color, a little interest

#i exist soley to put commas where they dont belong #commas are the only grammar i need everything else is boring #bi culture

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I love how on Ghost Adventures they don’t do anything constructivec to rid these places of ghosts like they just go into a haunted house, aggravate spirits and demonic entities, collect evidence about it, and then dip, like “yeah there’s ghosts here forsure but good luck with that” before leaving the people who called them in probably worse condition than when they arrived lol

#afhskshs i just got back into watching the show with my mom and its SO FUNNY #the post malone episode was genuinely the best thing ive seen in my life 10/10 content

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