three fictives off the string what crimes will they commit

[sunnyside-strilondes]

hey welcome to our blog! please read our carrd!

we are pro-endo and any syscourse will be blocked, thanks!

[eveligne]

Legally had to draw a June today

[meatmanuel]

mech fans are so funny. what if there was a guy who was normal and doing just fine

[cipheramnesia]

Guy with the worst BO you ever smelled cheerfully slapping the shoulders of a quivering traumatized mess crawling out from under watching two dozen people melt into reusable plastic slurry, he's like, "Dang! Hot in there, huh! You'd think they'd spring for decent A/C. Welp, catch you on the flip flop!"

[cipheramnesia]

I picture him as the golden retriever emotional support animal of some squad of fucked up trans pilots, like the sweat becomes practically comforting because no matter what happens this one guy is so unfailingly mentally stable that anyone can hang onto him for as long as they need. He makes nachos and does movie nights with a projector in the big bay while the other pilots are all piled up on him, and he has the worst taste in movies, it's so bad, and he loves them and says "this is the best part" about ten times per film, but the other pilots aren't even annoyed, it's like a cat purring.

Sometimes on leave they hit up local bars and it's one big beefy dude surrounded by a crowd of the hottest people in the room. He's like a damn sheepdog to this gaggle of pilots half of whom are fully dissociated at any one time, fake dating everyone and real dating no one in the squad because he's so painfully normal about sex he thinks you can't do that sort of thing. Once in a blue moon a bar patron or rando may get a little handsy, too familiar and he like sidles up and says, friendo for your own good I think you want to take about four steps away, because she's about to tear your face off.

He's too cheerful to stand, but also that annoying af back slapping comradery reminds you that you're alive and grounds you to something concrete enough to make it another day in the corp.

[cipheramnesia]

I hope no one is imagining this guy is skinny. He's fat and awesome.

[improbcat]

He's the size of a fridge and soft anywhere you hug him, with a gut he uses like a airplane tray table when lounging back on the couch. But underneath he is pure steel from wrestling a manually controlled mech every day.

He tromps into the debriefing room carrying two bowls of popcorn in his hands the size of catchers mits. Shouts "MOVIE NIGHT!" at the group of twitching pilots before shoving the bowls into two glassy-eyed pilot's hands. Then he scoops a half-catatonic pilot up and plunks them on his shoulders like a kid being carried by their dad. Grabs one of the ones he gave the bowls under each arm, and hauls them off to his improvised theater, a trail of popcorn in their wake for the rest to follow. His voice booms cheerfully as he excitedly explains "I got a copy of of Mega-Lazer Race 7! It has that guy who was in the other thing! Oh man! Wait til you see the part with the Electro-Giraffe!"

[status-quo-hater]

I need perisex people to understand that the 'corrective' surgeries done on intersex children are nothing like bottom surgeries for trans people. Not just because of the lack of consent, but also because it is literally not the same surgery.

[status-quo-hater]

Bottom surgeries for trans people are done with the intent to maintain function and sensation in line with what the individual wants, they are functional just as much as they are cosmetic.

IGM on the other hand is purely cosmetic. It is done for the comfort of the parents due to the violent biases against intersex people sterily written into medical protocols. Visibly intersex genitalia is seen as already being faulty and disgusting; therefore anything done to change it would be an improvement, regardless of the side effects.

[status-quo-hater]

I need you to understand how they speak about what they do to us.

[status-quo-hater]

I'm 20 years old and I'm new to official queer activism. I'm young. I'm uneducated about the medical field, something which deeply fascinates me. I have a deep respect for doctors and what they do. But I know this is wrong. I know this is wrong. I know this is wrong. I wish the world would listen.

[felix-01000101]

"...leads to great distress in the family" Pause. Why do the family matter?

"It is not a medical problem" Pause. Then why is it an issue?

[status-quo-hater]

Because perisex people's feelings matter more than intersex people's rights to keep our organs inside our bodies and our flesh intact.

[status-quo-hater]

I can understand why, so I'd like to explain.

In cases of ambiguous genitalia, these surgeries are required to issue a legally recognized birth certificate. Everyone must be sorted into M or F.

The thought of just.. not assigning a sex to a child & thus violating the sex binary, is more horrific to perisex cis people than the thought of literally mutilating that child.

This is what the core of medical intersexism is. An unwillingness to question the social construct of binary sex categorization.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It's also worth mentioning that there are a lot of cases of parents being straightup lied to, either told that the surgery is medically necessary or beneficial, or sometimes even lied to about what the surgery is via claims that their child has some unrelated health defect.

[louisegluckpdf]

"how am i gonna be an optimist about this?" was actually the craziest thing to have in the chorus of a pop song

[monstertsunami]

i spilled pasta in my backpack and got so mad that i made a traumacore edit about it

[nekropsii]

Rule One of Beta Kids is everyone likes Jade.

Rule One of Beta Trolls is everyone likes Nepeta and Terezi.

[nekropsii]

Rule One of Alpha Kids is everyone likes Roxy.

Rule One of Alpha Trolls is everyone likes Mituna.

[nekropsii]

Rule Two of Alpha Kids is Jake is a woman and her name is Lara.

[annihilatetechnocrat]

Rule Two of Beta Kids is Dave is a woman; her name is still Dave.

[calware]

i love drawing the little roxy hair swirl even when it doesn't make any sense stylistically

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DOVE: at a certain level of cunt severity getting misgendered by your family stops hurting and starts being funny

DOVE: i have d cups bro. the waitress thinks you have dementia

[chainslobber]

Boothill, you will always be famous(ly cunty)

[niclepto]

Loner Cowboy

Bonus:

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Another day, another union CPD session on LGBT+ language in use in which I had to break in and correct the guy running it on the definition of bisexuality

[kaiannanthi]

What did he think it was?

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

"Attraction to the two binary sexes, so men and women"

Like my GUY this is a workshop explicitly on up to date accurate definitions of queer terms. Why did you not look this up since 1993

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

However I did tell them all about pronoun practicing websites and everyone went HOLY SHIT GIVE US A LINK and I've just received the post-session "Here are the slides" email and they've included my link and thanked me for it. Shout out there.

[crazyneutral]

May... may we also have the pronoun websites? (Duckduckgo is down today so I can't look them up without wading through Google's Stuff)

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Here you go!

[mabepearls]

boo - @sunnyside-strilondes

(said while white knuckle gripping the table) hi.

[sunnyside-strilondes]

*poke poke*

you good

[mabepearls]

chat is the boothill trailer out yet

[mabepearls]

there's not gonna be a boothill trailer you stupid slut

[mabepearls]

[mabepearls]

JUST WATCHED IT. HE BROKE THE CUNT SCALES OH MY GOD

[scentofmint]

[chatoyie]

HE ATE THE HORSE!!! NOTHING TO SAVE HERE⁉️⁉️

[deciqm]

hm............................