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"OWN-A-SALMONID" BILL PROTESTS ON NOVEMBER 2ND

PLEASE READ!!!

As many of you might've known, a week or so ago, I dug up a bill trying to be passed by the Inkopolis and Splatsville governments below our noses. This bill wasn't meant to make news, but due to me digging it up, it's become a major headline. They tried to pass it under the radar, but that's out of question now that the public knows about it.

What's this bill about?

This bill, H.R.77, known in the government as the "Creature Right" Bill, but better recognized as the "Own-A-Salmonid" Bill by the larger public due to nicknames by reporters, states that "creatures unrecognized by the state as citizens will need permission by citizens to exist in public places".

In better terms, they're trying to make it so that 'unrecognized creatures in the cities (mostly Salmonids, because the main people targeted are Salmonids) don't get to have the full rights as full citizens like Inklings'. Basically this bill strips away the rights of Salmonids and other fish who aren't recognized by everyone as 'people'. This bill is absolutely rooted in the speciesism and Inkling superiority.

Surprisingly, this bill is NOT funded by Grizzco as I've discovered, but rather by an outside group (further research is needed)

We've identified that if we let this bill pass, then species who are recognized as citizens (like Octolings) might be next. It's also really bad for Salmonids living in this area. We've fought so damn hard to gain rights and respects for Salmonids both in the cities and in their own waters, and this bill will set us back YEARS.

Protest on November 2nd

November 2nd, there will be two rallies: One outside the Inkopolis government building, and one outside the Splatsville government building. I will be attending and leading the Splatsville protest while Shallow will be attending and leading the Inkopolis protest (I wanted to go to Inkopolis since Inkopolis is less friendly to Salmonids than Splatsville, but Shallow insisted that she be the one to go there to show the people there that 'she's not afraid'. Love you Mom!!).

We will NOT be violent, and we will NOT set any buildings on fire. However, feel free to bring signs and noise makers along with you. Let's not bring weapons (ink or otherwise) either, okay?

We need to show the Inkopolis and Splatsville governments that we are not afraid to stand up for our fellow creatures in hand no matter who or what they are. See you November 2nd!!

kiokuexplores

Ah. I would like to apologize for my ignorance, I’d love to learn more! Want to at least get my facts right when bashing grizzco.

Apparently they are suing Kamabo co? Kinda think it would be funny if somehow Kamabo Co won that. Let’s see which questionable corporation wins lol

Of course. Live and learn! I’m not the best person to ask about Grizzco stuff, but I hope you can get proper info!

Honestly I’m personally more neutral on grizzco due to recent efforts. I’ve had such bad experiences with Kamabo Co that I just want to see them fall apart.

#getlitered

BIG RUN SURVIVAL GUIDE (FROM YOUR LOCAL SALMONID RIGHTS AND ACCEPTANCE ACTIVIST)

With another Big Run on the horizon, I've decided to update my protocol for what to do for a Big Run. Most of the information is the same as the old one, only with a few changes (and for easier access I guess).

REMEMBER: The most important thing during a Big Run is protecting your life, not protecting the name of a giant corporation and the propaganda they spread.

1. REMAIN CALM

Panicking over the red sky, heavy air, and stink aren't going to help anybody. Panicking will only lead to other people panicking, and because of panic, will lead to a multitude of negative events that won't help anyone. This includes hires at Grizzco, in which if you're not already working there, getting hired now is a terrible time. (will expand on Grizzco later)

Stay calm and proceed with other safety precautions

2. STAY INSIDE

Now is NOT the time to play Turf War. Especially when it comes to maps in rotation that are near the Big Run site. Invading Salmonids are bound to get lost in the sewers and end up in places their not supposed to be, and unfortunately for them, probably don't know how to keep calm in this situation, leading to issues not only for them, but for those around them.

While stray Salmonid warriors are quite rare, it's best to play it safe and stay inside.

3. LOCK WINDOWS AND DOORS

IT IS BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY!! While still on the topic before, stray Salmonids are rare, but can still happen. It is better for you if you stay inside and make sure to lock your doors so no unwanted intruders get in. This is especially important for if you live closer to the Big Run site!

I would also recommend closing your toilet and checking your sink, or any place that connects to the sewer system. Smallfries are notorious for getting lost, and are likely to get in through your toilet or sink if they try hard enough.

4. HAVE A WEAPON CLOSE BY TO DEFEND YOURSELF JUST IN CASE

In the circumstances an intruder DOES somehow get in, treat them like any other intruder. Kick them out, and if they are looking for a fight, use a weapon if necessary. This can range from a big stick to an E-Liter. In an emergency where you find yourself facing off against multiple intruders, make sure you have places to reset and fight back the intruders. If it gets too overwhelming, don't risk it and retreat to higher ground or another room, locking the door.

DO NOT ATTACK ANY STRAY SALMONIDS UNLESS THEY ATTACK YOU!! Some might be armed, some might not be armed. If they don't attack you, don't attack them. Some might be living in town with you! You WILL NOT attack your neighbors under any other circumstance.

5. DO NOT HELP OUT AT GRIZZCO IF YOU AREN'T WORKING THERE ALREADY

From what I heard, no, you're not gonna get paid well for getting hired during a Big Run. There is so much going on in the building that many new hires are pushed aside, barely paid anything for helping out. But the main reason you shouldn't get hired during a Big Run is because IT IS TOO DANGEROUS!! REMEMBER!! YOUR HIGHEST PRIORITY IS STAYING SAFE!! Putting yourself into danger will have consequences. I've met MANY who got too reckless.

REMEMBER!! BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY!!

AS FOR EMPLOYEES ON THE CLOCK...

DON'T PUSH YOURSELVES. DO NOT FALL FOR THE TRICKS JUST TO GET MORE EGGS. YOUR HERE TO DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY, NOT EXPLOIT.

PROTECT PEOPLE, THAT IS YOUR JOB. YOU ARE NOT HERE TO STEAL EGGS. YOU ARE NOT HERE TO EXPLOIT THE SALMONIDS!! YOU ARE TREATING THEM LIKE THEY TREAT YOU OUT OF BIG RUN!! YOU ARE PROTECTING US FROM INTRUDERS.

YOU ARE HERE TO DEFEND THE CITY.

Stay safe out there, and please remember that you put yourselves and others around you before the name of a big corporation. I honor those who do fight in the front lines, but we do all know that Grizzco likes to get greedy with egg harvesting. Please, stay safe and make good choices

Signing off, Novel

kiokuexplores

Important! Despite Grizzco’s claims and attempts to improve worker conditions, they do not care. At the end of the day, they only want to keep their money. Wouldn’t be surprised if they even pay the salmonids who claim they aren’t that bad.

Stay safe during big run, everyone.

You’re funny! Grizzco paying salmonids? Nah.

Feel free to post in ignorance though. Or better yet we can discuss this some day. I have all the time and energy in the world. I’ll yap for hours straight and you can’t do anything.

kiokuexplores

I’m afraid you are blind. They are only going to betray your kind if you keep having blind optimism. Dont let them fool you, little salmonid.

anintrovertedocto

My only question is TAMMIE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

YOULL NEVER FIND ME! NOW GO BACK TO THERAPY YOU BALL OF OCTODEPRESSION

And please don’t overwork yourself this big run. Or else.

omega-3-official

Inkfish are so strange to me. They fight over the silliest of stuff on a post about Inkfish safety during Big Run.

Whatever, see you all at UmAmi Ruins

THE FIRST-BORN CHILD OF ALKYNE, THE HIDDEN BLADE OF YAKIHARAS?????

We’re gonna be jammin this big run!!!

man.

pearlescent-rockstar

Yo… what the shell happened to this post? Uh? Happy or Miserable Big Run everyone??

caughtinlovewiththesquad

Oh shit it’s Pearl Off The Hook. ~Penny

tales-from-the-domes

Last time I checked this it was just the sonic the sailfish reaction image… how has it degraded this bad

i don't fucking know anymore. some explorer got into a fight with tammie, then cyclone showed up, then OMEGA-3'S CELLIST SHOWED UP. Then DOUG showed up, then PEARL OFF THE HOOK SHOWED UP, AND THEN CAUGHT IN LOVE AND NOW YOU.

HELP

kristal-krown

does anyone in this thread smoke seaweed

#getlitered #splatoon #splatoon roleplay #splatoon rp #splatoon oc #splatoon oc rp

Never smoked. Just take some stuff for medical reasons.

So for some context I’ve experienced partial sanitization. My friend is fully sanitized and was used for particularly extreme experiments.

Anyway, we found a pasta place. I originally didn’t plan to spend much but I realized that if my friend had ever had had pasta, he didn’t remember it. I volunteered to cover costs for him so he could try what he wanted.

This guy proceeded to order soup and then get garlic bread because he wanted to try it. I was like. It’s good but are you sure you don’t want a proper pasta and he insisted.

My friend eats very little, and when he does it’s usually very bland. Him not wanting to finish the soup made sense, but the amount of garlic bread he ate bro.

I ate my pasta and focused on that so I didn’t eat much of it despite wanting it. I offered it to him and he looked at me with the most desperate look in his eyes. I carefully handed it over to him, and he went as far as to mess with it in his hands and even sniff it. He expected something wrong to be with it. After deeming it safe he practically scarfed it down.

I’ve never seen him eat that much in on sitting??? He normally eats such small amounts so it threw me off.

y'all ever do so many grizzco shifts you shut your eyes and all you can see is fighting salmonids

it's even in my dreams lol.

anintrovertedocto

Even in my lowest moments of constant grizzco shifts I never reached that point wtf are you on?

Do I need to send Atlas after you?

no? i'm fine, i just need the pay and to prepare for big run. you are aware its closing in, right?

anintrovertedocto

I spend a bunch of time around Tammie. Hearing unhinged shit about big run is normal for me.

Anyway, heard rumors that The Specter is on the move as usual. Make sure it doesn’t harass anyone in your group including yourself

oh i know. it should keep its distance now that we are fully aware of it.

Um… what even is the specter of I may ask? Is it an actual ghost or just the title of a salmonid? I keep hearing it mentioned by my friends

abnormal-inkology

Hello, Chumblr!

My name is Carmilla, and I'm a graduate student at Mariana University of Science, working toward a Master's in cephalobiology. I am an intern at the Squid Research Lab and am currently conducting my own studies for my thesis on the relationship between the body and the soul, especially in cases where the soul is altered or removed. As it turns out, certain conditions once thought to primarily affect ink production and other bodily functions also have major effects on an inkfish's soul. I'll be reporting my findings and sharing other users' findings on this blog, especially in regards to sanitization and Fuzzy Ooze-related conditions. I'll also post and reblog general tidbits about inkfish health and biology.

the-cubby-crew

🐻 ALSO HOW DOES THAT THING MANAGE TO OUTRUN AN EFFING GRIZZCO ROLLER?

The metro beast outran WHAT

taka-splatz

thank cod emberz is working on compression socks 😭 i didn't realize how bad my circulation was in my bad leg until recently

Oh shit really? I’ll have to see how they look when they come out. I’ve been trying to find some with some cute designs.

taka-splatz

the ones they're makin right now are blobmob pattered, to match the bask and shirts. they're suuuper fresh!!

That’s really nice! I’ll definitely check them out. Nice to see them making something like this

taka-splatz

thank cod emberz is working on compression socks 😭 i didn't realize how bad my circulation was in my bad leg until recently

Oh shit really? I’ll have to see how they look when they come out. I’ve been trying to find some with some cute designs.

metro-cleanup-project

Hello, Chumblr. I come to you with one final update and a farewell.

Our work is done for now. The sanitized ink is all taken care of. DMCC is no longer active, and Grizzco will be notified of this. In the case that legal action does still happen, your financial and moral support will have helped immensely. I cannot thank you all enough.

My hearts go out to all those who have been sanitized during the blended ink outbreak, and to those who were victims of Kamabo Corporation's testing. Some of you may resent me for everything that happened back then, but I hold no ill will to you for feeling that way. All this suffering will be put to rest eventually, regardless of what happens.

I understand that showing my face may bring me more harm than what is worth, and that it could be used as ammunition by my detractors, but throughout my work, I have learned that the strongest weapon that they have is fear. Is that not what all of this drama is about in the end?

Grizzco Industries: Your company is a formidable one, able to remain in power despite the flawed foundation it is built upon. Despite this, I am not afraid of you, nor am I afraid of the Inkadian government, who had stayed silent when they should have made public safety their priority. And of course, I am even less afraid of whoever is cowardly enough to take your side. Give me your worst; no amount of money can silence the people who still care about their fates, those who are ready to become part of something bigger than themselves for others' sakes.

In preparation for the lawsuit, I will no longer be posting my own thoughts on this situation. Asks will be posted without answers, if at all.

Should my platform be removed following the trial, goodbye. Working with you all has been more rewarding than anything I could have imagined. May your diligence be repaid in due time.

I’m not very active on Chumblr myself but I can’t help but spot you have some memcakes. You were there before I was so I can’t help but think they aren’t your own. May I ask who they belong to?

the-cubby-crew

🐻 "GRIZZCO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ITS QUEER EMPLOYEES" WRONG. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE CISHET ONES EITHER.

BUT I PERSONALLY CARE. FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF JUNE, I WILL KISS ONE (1) GIRL FOR EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS

Oh I don’t really know you but sure. You seem really neat! Good luck

When Cyclone gets back from therapy in the spire, I’m gonna bonk him… that is, when I get done giving him his favorite snacks and making sure he takes care of himself.

At least I acquired the 52 gal I was needing.