Sunshine & Stardust

Kasey 《Agendered | Androsexual | They/She》

[depsidase]

[thesnadger]

I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.

Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?

I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?

Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.

I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[unclefather]

[hp-up]

Handmade ceramic Bellsprout cup

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Shrimple As That

[wiiwheel]

You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

[cuunos]

habe you ever created a character specifically to go through the horrors and then realized that you don't want him to go through the horrors anymore

[cuunos]

i changed my mind i want him safe at home before 6 sober and content ready for dinner

[vampire-superstar]

That's the entire post

[mtndewbajablast]

not gonna say it again

[khadij-al-kubra]

this was ghost written by a disgruntled vampire

[bitterlush]

they fucked up google images and now when you google “anime girl” you dont see pictures like this anymore

like whats the fucking point anymore

[everythingstarstuff]

[darksilenceinsuburbiareloaded]

Rob Strati | The Fall from Fragmented series, 2022 | broken china, ink on paper

@robstrati

[jonnywaistcoat]

Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.

[apas-95]

[jehovahhthickness]

[witchern]

"oh boy the WGA is on strike, prepare for years of awful movies and shows."

so you agree. you agree that writers are an indispensable part of your favorite movies and shows and deserve a fair contract that pays them accordingly.

[typhlonectes]

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