Styles Payne.

2 Jenns with active imaginations & a 1D problem.

[sunshine-magnet]

It was never her intention to bring a guy home from the party. It was definitely never her intention for him to be an eighteen year old boy, a boy several years her junior.

[sunshine-magnet]

She's never done anything like this before - rent a room and solicit sex. He's never really paid for sex before. Where else but in Amsterdam could something like this happen?

[sunshine-magnet]

She's new to the city and accepts a party invite. He goes because he feels obligated. She likes to drink whiskey. He wants to get her off. She loses something at midnight and gains a few hundred thousand Twitter followers by morning. Including @NiallOfficial.

[sunshine-magnet]

She decided to blow her trust fund on a summer in London to attend Le Cordon Bleu. Who knew she'd have such a hot -and famous- neighbor?

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It's a geek's dream come true to work at Comicon. It's a woman's wet dream come to life when she meets the inspiration for the newest Ghost Rider.

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Ever wondered what Niall, Zayn and Louis did on their mysterious little vacation away during the WWA South America leg? We had an idea and ran with it. Apparently, Zayn and Louis are into getting high and sharing more than their weed with the sexy girl they met on an exclusive Caribbean island.

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Harry's convinced himself that buying a vintage Harley Davidson will give him the anonymity he craves. He was not prepared for it to break down within the first hour of owning it. Nor was he prepared for the pin-up model mechanic who offered to give him a ride.

[sunshine-magnet]

Liam Payne tries so hard to be good. He's not the wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am type of guy - and never with his fans.... Well, except for maybe just this one time.

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[misshaleysunshine-deactivated20]

Isn´t it a lil pathetic to fangirl and tumblr in your age, I mean you have a kid and stuff. Seriously old peeps should leave tumblr!

I´m not gonna answer that, I´m not!

[rosietwiggs]

She freezes as she reads the anon message.

Are they right? Is she too old? 

She had known this day would ultimately come, known that one day, she would no longer be allowed to enjoy the things around her, or use the internet anymore other than to send work emails, but she had hoped that day was still far off.

True, she did have a child. Perhaps that should have been her first clue. After all, becoming a mother goes hand-in-hand with dedicating your life to clipping coupons and driving carpools. And with all of that, who has time to enjoy good acting, or a wonderful story-line, or art?

She looks down at her hands sadly. The anon is right. She is now an “old peep”. She should be ashamed of herself.

She sheds one single tear and shuts off her computer. She then unplugs it and carries it to the trash. Her place is no longer among young persons. Her child is asleep upstairs for the night. The house is quiet and dark. She grabs her child’s purple crayola marker and writes “old peep” across her forehead, then moves to her living room, turns the tv on, and changes the channel to the news.

Yes. This is where she belongs now. Tomorrow she will make sure to throw away all of her young person clothes and buy ugly beige sweaters and ruffled white blouses. She will give away her pathetic collection of fantasy books the local library, and throw away the autographed photo she got from her favorite actor two years ago. These are not things she is allowed to have anymore.

She begins her life as an old peep, sitting in the dark, watching the news, thinking about taxes and diapers, grateful to the anon who pointed out the error of her ways.

[targaryendestiel]

I love you Sincerely Another old peep

[professorfangirl]

[entangledwood]

If I get pregnant, will my tumblr license be revoked?

[dduane]

"Old peeps should leave tumblr!" …Yeah, well, clueless dingbat whippersnapper anon babybloggers shouldn’t be allowed to post sillybugger ill-thought-out alleged opinions, either, but where’d be the fun for the rest of us then? :)

[sunshine-magnet]

GAWD, 1Jenn, rip out my heart!

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