This Is The Story Of A Girl

18, stoned, graduated, desperately trying to figure out how to be an "adult"

[quebroma]

[sunshinedamnit]

me as a parent.

ME AF😂

[sunshinedamnit]

Last time

Damn, I never thought I'd be sitting on the floor of my closet sobbing and smoking a bowl desperately trying to calm my nerves. Again. For the millionth time. I thought I was done with this. I thought I'd never sink so low again because I had you, but where are you now?

[xxxmahteddykiss]

[vasuki-blog]

I just find it so ironic how all of America is like “haha Russia is so homophobic” when

y’know

America

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

[imaginegravityfalls]

This is Sharkboy and Lavagirl now, feel old yet?

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[youkofujima]

Please spread this information!

[herongale]

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

[mochitits]

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

[bowerycorp]

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

well ur not wrong

[scenicroutes]

[artificeaion]

[throws drink]

[misandry1996]

big surprise from the woman who wrote a song about why being fat is good because boys like it. 

[uaeso-deactivated20150726]

[cigarettedaydreams14]

I’ve never hit reblog so fast…

[ta-t0ri]

ayyy watch my vine it’s cool

psa it gets loud

[thesame-butolder]

THIS IS THE BEST VINE I HAVE EVER SEEN

[madiniwa]

WHAT DO WE WANT?

COOL TATTOOS

WHEN DO WE WANT EM’?

NOW BUT THEN AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OR WHAT DESIGNS and I’m kind of worried about getting the wrong thing but at the same time I want to go with stuff I like and try not to worry too much and actually idk man maybe I should just wait a bit

[sunshinedamnit]

ME😂😂😂😂

[charitywaterproject-blog-blog]

[caribbean-sea]

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

[scvmbody-deactivated20140916]

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

[cartoonpolitics]

"Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’ " .. (John Fugelsang)

[redcloud]

BRB. Making cardboard sign.

[themindisacity]

I’ve never reblogged something so quickly

[rat-femurs]

I want to see something, Reblog if you're older than 13 and younger than 25.

[docosahexaenoic]

there will come a day where i cannot reblog this

[diesefcknanja]

I still have 5 years to reblog this.

[lockedtombed]

let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy

has been with us our entire lives

from all that

to good burger

to kenan and kel

and now snl

he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood

god bless you kenan thompson

[pandavalkyrie]

Part of feminism isn’t just proving that women are strong and capable it’s also admitting that women can be awful and disgusting. It’s the flip side of destroying the ‘women are delicate angels’ myth. Don’t pretend women don’t beat, murder, and rape. They do. And stop glorifying women who do god awful things just because they do it in heels and lipstick ok that drug cartel woman is not someone you should be idolizing.