I Just Want One Follower That’s Not A Bot Xx

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

winter scenery in northern china

[sniperscopes]

[fillingupthecityskies-deactivat]

[kindaalone]

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

[bentleycrowley]

has this one been done yet

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS

[johnmulaneys]

[toastbutteregg]

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

[esoanem]

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

[lunamargarita]

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

[thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes]

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

[definitelynotclayface]

Female presenting gkpmnipples

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

phemale preseghnting mnipples

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

yall joke but this is the thought process of white american women that are about to name their kid

[pettycentral]

[ladymalchav-archive]

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

[catsbeaversandducks]

Public service announcement: DO NOT attempt to take panoramic photos of your pet. The results are traumatic.

Via Countryside Veterinary Hospital

[derrygirlsgifs]

[pippiang]

More people need to see this. We stan a multi talented Irish gay icon

[monkeysaysficus]

GET IT PETUNIA DURSLEY!!!

[sunshinepuddles]

I would die for this woman

[mooglemain]

[swoletergeist]

*goes back and de-capitalizes the first letter in a text*

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[cocainesocialist]

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

[babbydriver]

she’s so compelling..I FELT every twist and turn of this monologue