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[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

a cruel irony that the original post has under 2000 notes

[thyrell]

"neurodivergent people are bad at picking up social cues" statistically untrue every day i pick up on millions of social cues that literally do not exist

[7thgenbotulist]

If your shot hit the tree, then it still missed the deer, my dude.

[thyrell]

im not hunting deer im spraying shrapnel into a crowded room and youre in it. are you mad at me

[boigameista]

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

[boigameista]

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

[atomicelixir]

So I made a frog (huge)

[boigameista]

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

[grenade-maid]

Can't decide if this is weird or if it rules

[catgirl-kaiju]

Are you kidding this fucking rules

[carnival-phantasm]

am i having a stroke

[6502asm]

this is a photo of them btw

[carnival-phantasm]

Congratulations to Mrs. Master Butt and Mr. Esports Gamer on their happy union.

[lumpyjuice]

They’re parents now btw

[carnival-phantasm]

Wishing the best for Master Butt Gamer Jr.!

[0x202f]

[normal-horoscopes]

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

[dongulator]

[totaldowner]

bisexuals are our friends . our brothers . our drug dealers and dare i say ..... our lovers

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[richgirlvibe]

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Cashiers:

[guerrillatech]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

please enjoy this video of kiki. i love to make her happy and comfy :)

[nefja]

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[e-v-roslyn]

Queen

[gaysemiotics]

Give her her own tv show

[doubleca5t]

[thelongchamps]

[roadstarna6]

[vicholas]

Messed up how Americans are so attached of their measurement system… Oh, so you really like feet, uh? You don’t want to use anything other than feet? You just really love feet? Do you have something to share with the class?

[friendlywiz]

Oh you'd prefer inches instead? How many? I know a couple people who could give you a few of their own for a little while.