[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1404: mii

09 may 2026

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1410: chip clip

17 june 2026

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1424: bin bin bin

05 july 2026

[katestewartt]

"I'll look after everything else."

[il9vemyputer]

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

[solowinged]

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

[omnybus]

Space chickens

[katestewartt]

"Can I ask you a personal question?"

[tylostoma]

people aren't as cool anymore because they love to be very vocal about what they wish to emulate. it's supposed to be your own little secret. for you, only. leaving everyone else wondering how you do it

[mossy-muncher]

Dick van dyke... God. What a name. I wish I could be named penis from lesbian.

[mossy-muncher]

I swear to god if this gets 10k i'm [remembers violent jokes are bad] donating to wikipedia

[whitebisexual]

I love roleplaying with asterisks why don't we do that anymore

[whitebisexual]

You can say anything watch this *jumps* you just imagined me jumping didn't you. Now watch this *starts jerking off* awesome right? The asterisk holds the limitless imagination

[femalepope]

if it's snowing where you are keep that to yourself it should have happened to ME

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1352: wedding party

10 december 2025

[throathole]

You should be able to have zero dollars to your name and still have everything you need to survive, dependable housing, food, water, clothing, personal care necessities like soap and deodorant and toilet paper and period products, medicine and the prescriptions/healthcare you need to live comfortably… not everyone’s life should be focused on the accumulation of wealth, and yet society is structured around earning money being the only way to survive or do anything at all. Some humans are really good at earning money because it gives them purpose but that shouldn’t be how everyone has to live

[iheartliquor]

they love a man that believes in aliens but they hate a woman that believes in fairies

[viralfrog]

[punk-m7d]

this fanfic shit's easy

[miss-gorgon]

I don’t see how my excuse can be your problem.

[largishcat]

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general