Incorrect D.C Quotes

D.C quotes that are incorrect.

[imthewritingwriter]

I never realized how much I hate May until today.

;-;

[memesarememey]

Um, what happened?

[imthewritingwriter]

Shit happened man. Shit happened.

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Can you be a little more specific?

[memesarememey]

Pls

[memesarememey]

Yeah well first I'm broke. ;-;

[imthewritingwriter]

That's nothing. There's this girl in my class who can hack. So you know what she did? She exposed that I used to have a crush on a boy in my class therefore outing me. When in reality I don't what the fuck I'm going through. You may be low on money, but I'm low on answers. I'M HAVING A FUCKING IDENTITY CRISIS!!!

On the bright side I made $125 at a garage sale🙂.

[memesarememey]

Damn.

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Well congrats on the garage sale! <uncomfortable laugh>

[imthewritingwriter]

I never realized how much I hate May until today.

;-;

[memesarememey]

Um, what happened?

[imthewritingwriter]

Shit happened man. Shit happened.

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Can you be a little more specific?

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Iris: Hey Sherlock!

Sherloque Wells: It's Sherloque.

Iris: Sherlook?

Sherloque Wells: Sherloque!

Iris: Sherluck?

Sherloque Wells: SHERLOQUE!!

Iris: Sherloke?

Sherloque Wells: <angry French noises>

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Diggle: Man, Barry is FAST!

Felicity: Yes. And in other obvious news, the sun rose today!

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Oh Wait I got It!!

Maggie: Hey Kara, do you know where Alex is?

Kara: Um I think she's at some abandoned factory.

Maggie: Ok thanks.

Kara: No prob.

Maggie: Wait, which-

Kara: <Flies away>

Maggie: Shit

<an hour later>

Maggie: <covered in scratches and raccoon fur> So Alex wasn't at the factory. But guess who was.

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Maggie: Hey Kara, do you know where Alex is?

Kara: Um I think she's at the DEO.

Maggie: Kay thanks.

Kara: No prob.

... And that's it. I'm out of inspiration. Help.

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Iris: Sometimes I feel like I'm the only sane one on this dimension.

Barry: I'm sure that's not true.

Thea: <singing> Ima bad, bad bitch.

Ralph: <spraying nacho cheese in his mouth>

Roy: <Drinking milk straight out of the carton>

Barry: Ok, maybe you're right.

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Beth: I suffer from extreme introvertia.

Courtney: That's not even a thing.

Random Stranger: *passes by

Beth: Stranger Danger! STRANGER DANGER!!

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Thea: *wall twerking

Barry: Everyday we stray further from God, and the Speed Force.

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Cisco: *breathes

Herr Wells: Oh look, its tiny Cisco breathing like a lower level of society!

Cisco: WHY?!

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Ralph: Ima bitch.

Barry: No arguement here.

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Bleck Hol

[supaincorrectdcquotes]

Kara:Is J'ohn really afraid of dead forests?

Alex: Yeah, it's a whole thing.

Kara: What's up with that?

J'onn J'onzz: I don't walk on cursed ground.

Alex: Plus he's afraid of maggots.

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Barry: What happened to all of our toilet paper?

Oliver: Oh, Thea used it for-

Thea, wrapped in toilet paper: I am your mummy!