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alleesaur

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

alleesaur

a few more quick doodles, for fun

alleesaur

mythical duo edition - jackalope and wolpertinger

thunderbottle

should i include "can make beetle grubs out of polymer with a level of realism that two separate people said they thought i was just holding an actual living bug from the soil" on my resume. do people get hired for things like this

thunderbottle

my grub #mygrub. she will become an earring

hybbart

They are bird brains.

koryabappletea

Happy born of the @therealjacksepticeye ✨

Ngl I really run dried with ideas now ksdjfhksdhf

hybbart

Hermits, does your redstoner: 1) live underground 2) get angry when exposed to sunlight 3) make ear-piercing shrieks? If so, that's not your redstoner, that's a mandrake.

reliablejoukido

animentality

hybbart

Day 2781: The ranchers manage to catch the little dog and keep him still long enough to give him a bath and cut out the mouldy mats in his fur. Under all that grime is somehow a rather bright cream - angry - pup.

bustedbitmap

portalgifs

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

monasticmaestoso

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

ryanccole

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

diocletianscabbagefarm

They also have an empathy generator immediately followed by an empathy suppressor I love portal

sailor-arashi

We’re talking about a company that accidentally invented spacial portal technology while trying to design a shower curtain…and then never sold the tech, despite going bankrupt, because it wasn’t a very good shower curtain.