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Cop, arresting Dean: You have the right to remain silent. Reader, alongside Dean getting arrested as well: Bold of you to assume that he has the ability to.

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Castiel: Why are you always gloomy? Reader: My tragic backstory unlocks at friendship level 3. Castiel: So what level am i at? Reader: 38, so it all started-

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Reader: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry- Sam: Not a 'rivalry', you're just mean to me and not 'unspoken', you talk about it all the time.

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Dean - You know what, I think you can reach Ariana Grande's vocal range

Y/n - I don't think so-

*Dean, throwing a fake lizard at Y/n*

*Y/n screaming*

Dean - You should reconsider

[wannabeisekai]

This would be me ngl... i can fight monsters under the beds, roaches, any fcking insect, demon spawns, dean, hell i can even fight my mother, but not house lizards!!

Like nope. Not today. Nada. NU-Uh. NiL. ZERO CHANCE!!!!!!?!

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not the lizards being the common enemy 😭😭😭

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Y/n, dressed as a cop - Trick or treat!

Sam - Y/n, you can't go trick or treating around the bunker.

Y/n - Just so you know, I take kisses instead of candy.

Dean, shoving Sam out of the way - Deal!

[xxr3yaxx]

Castiel sitting in the background

Castiel: where's MY kiss dean

Dean: up Sam's butt

Sam: why mine!?

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ts is so canon

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Y/n: Why dont you ever reply to my texts?

Sam, scrolling through his phone: I dont have a phone

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Sam - Dean, what did I say about PDA?

Dean, with Y/n on his lap and in the middle of a make-out session - I don't know what you're talking about.

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Sam - Y/n, please just talk to me.

I said I was sorry.

I never meant to hurt you.

Y/n - Sorry doesn't bring back my sandwich you giant!

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Y/n, hugging Castiel - It's going to be alright.

Castiel - ...why are you squeezing me with your body?

Y/n - ...it's a hug, Castiel.

I'm hugging you

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Jack - As a student, my favourite words are 'Cancelled' and 'Free'.

Claire - Free food is cancelled.

Y/n, horrified - Why would you even say something like that?!

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[Y/n starting a prank war with Dean just cuz]

Sam, filming - You're doing great honey! I love you!

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[Y/n and Sam on their first date]

Sam - So what's your favourite season?

Y/n - Paprika.

Sam - ....

Y/n - ....

Sam - What?

Y/n - Oh! You mean like the weather?

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Y/n, dressed as a cop - Trick or treat!

Sam - Y/n, you can't go trick or treating around the bunker.

Y/n - Just so you know, I take kisses instead of candy.

Dean, shoving Sam out of the way - Deal!

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Y/n - Can you teach me how to hoe?

Balthazar - Rude

Y/n - .....

Balthazar, sips tea - But yes.

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Sam - Hey Y/n. I saw you fell earlier...are you alright?

Y/n - What? No! I was just hugging the floor.

Sam - You were crying-

Y/n - Listen here you asshat....it was just a very emotional moment, okay?

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Y/n - So I was thinking about a springtime wedding or a fall wedding would work too as long as it's not too cold. You following what I'm saying?

Sam - What are you talking about?

Y/n - Sam. Our wedding.

Sam - Y/n....we aren't even engaged yet.

Y/n - .....

So that's what I forgot to do last night.

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Y/n - Oh shit. I fucked up.

Dean, narrating - Y/n said, in a surprised voice for some reason.