#incorrect sam quotes

[super-incorrect]

Y/n, dressed as a cop - Trick or treat!

Sam - Y/n, you can't go trick or treating around the bunker.

Y/n - Just so you know, I take kisses instead of candy.

Dean, shoving Sam out of the way - Deal!

[sam-himbocanons]

seb: sometimes i like to put random things in sam's food and see if he notices seb: you wouldn't believe the shit he eats anyway

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seb: i got a burrito for you sam: oh thanks! sam: *bites off a chunk of creamy nut butter and beef* what woul' i do wifout you shebby this is delicioush seb: want some juice with that? sam: sure! wow you're so kind today seb *slurps suspiciously chunky orange juice* sam: if i didn't know any better i would think you're up to something! sam: wait sam: these aren't poisoned or anything right?

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*horrendous noises coming from sam's bathroom* abby: excuse me why is sam shitting out of both ends seb: must've been something he ate :)

[nubsibs]

Bucky: I think I need more sleep

Steve: Well maybe if you stopped keeping me up all night we'd BOTH be less tired.

Sam: ... Oh?

Bucky: Shut up. We were watching conspiracy theory videos.

[river-bottom-nightmare]

Dean: Is that a praying mantis?

Sam: I think so

Cas: Don’t have sex with it, it’ll eat you afterwards

Dean, sarcastically: Thanks for the warning, it was looking at me all seductive like

Cas, completely serious: That’s how they get you

[jaaneymann]

Sam: Bucky can you-

Bucky: No.

[super-incorrect]

Sam, propping his feet on the table - So, I heard you like bad boys

Y/n - What? No!

Sam, immediately taking his feet off the table - Oh, thank god. That felt terrible

[super-incorrect]

Y/n - If I cut my leg off and swung it at you, would I be hitting you or kicking you?

Sam - You would be mentally scarring me!

[super-incorrect]

Sam - Hey Y/n. I saw you fell earlier...are you alright?

Y/n - What? No! I was just hugging the floor.

Sam - You were crying-

Y/n - Listen here you asshat....it was just a very emotional moment, okay?