Valerius: Can i get a glass of wine please?
Person: Sir, this is McDonald’s.
Valerius: Sorry, can I get a mcWine then?
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if i look back, i am lost

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@super-lagomorph
Valerius: Can i get a glass of wine please?
Person: Sir, this is McDonald’s.
Valerius: Sorry, can I get a mcWine then?
mc: we’ve got to use this tarot to summon lucio so be nice, asra
asra, two seconds later:
The Arcana : A Fan-Made Playlist
↳ Available on Spotify. A playlist based on The Arcana, fantasy/romance visual novel. You, the player, are an apprentice magician with a gift for fortune-telling. Left in possession of an unusually enchanted Tarot deck, you must navigate intrigue, murder, magic… and perhaps a few saucy encounters. Featuring artists include: Anoushka Shankar, Bjork, Bon Iver, Father John Misty, Fleetwood Mac, Florence + the Machine, Gotye, Hozior, Kate Bush, Lana Del Rey, Leonard Cohen, Myrkur, Nina Simone, Selda Bağcan, Susanne Sundfor, The Dear Hunter, Woodkid, and composer Kevin MacLeod.
Arcana Apprentice Ask
Since I would love to know others apprentices better and let them know mine, I made some (very messy and in no order at all) questions!
1. Name? Surname?
2. Any family?
3. Any familiar?
4. Asra, Nadia or Julian?
5. Best strenght in magic?
6. Favorite color?
7. Favorite number?
8. Sexuality?
9. Weird hobby?
10. Favorite season?
11. Favorite weather?
12. Favorite place in Vesuvia?
13. How do their laught sounds like?
14. How do they look like when they cry?
15. What do they like to wear?
16. What are their fears?
17. What do they like to do Friday night?
18. Do they use makeup?
19. Favorite food?
20. Favorite drink?
21. Zodiac sign?
22. Day of birth?
23. Favorite movie?
24. Favorite music genre?
25. Favorite song?
26. Favorite tv show?
27. What is their style?
28. Any mental health issues?
29. Any health issues in general?
30. Are they human?
31. Favorite book?
32. Favorite book genre?
33. Favorite time of the day?
34. If they weren’t magician, who would they be?
35. Do they believe in ghosts?
36. Do they believe in aliens?
37. Do they like sport?
38. How do they look like?
39. What is their biggest motivation to solve the Lucio’s killer mystery?
40. What do they think of Lucio so far?
41. What do they think of Nadia so far?
42. What do they think of Asra so far?
43. What do they think of Julian so far?
44. What do they think of Portia so far?
45. What do they think of Muriel so far?
46. Do they like animals?
47. Are they allergic to anything?
48. Do they have any talents (except magic)?
49. Do they get drunken easily?
50. What is their personality type?
51. What is their worst negative quality?
52. What is their best positive quality?
53. What is their position to fall asleep?
54. The most uncomfortable moment they ever experienced?
55. Their happiest memory?
56. Do they blush?
57. Are they clumsy?
58. Do they like jokes?
59. How do they flirt?
60. Favorite fruit?
it’s Canon
Modern Bi Asra ‘cause yeah~
i present the Tag Yourself Meme, The Arcana edition (part 1)
WHEEZE
Praise the nip slip god
This song is called “Memory” by Keith Holden, found in Asra’s route. This is my rendition. I wanted to play this but couldn’t find any sheet music so I recreated the notes by ear (lucky for me it wasn’t too difficult to figure out because I suck normally lol). If anyone wants the audio or sheet music here they are!
You can download the audio file of me playing it here!
You can download the sheet music here!
The Arcana - Full Tarot Deck
Index of links to the complete tarot deck compiled by @alcassin.
Major Arcana: [0-XI] [X-XVI] [XVII-XXI]
Wands: [numbered cards] [court cards]
Pentacles: [numbered cards] [court cards]
Swords: [numbered cards] [court cards]
Cups: [numbered cards] [court cards]
companions and advisers react to discovering the inquisitor did a perfect wicked hearts quest with utterly no mistakes whatsoever and was utterly stone cold drunk as all hell the entire time without giving it away until the very end when they're alone.
Cassandra:
Iron Bull + Chargers:
Blackwall:
Cole: Knew the whole time, so
Varric:
Sera:
Vivienne:
Solas:
Dorian:
Leliana:
Cullen:
Josephine:
BONUS: Inquisitor:
Added some Inquisition doggos now that I’ve finished the game.
Here is the master post!
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ Is this #relatable enough?
what people think gender is:
what gender actually is:
Friendly reminder that:
Qunari are empowering Saarebas with lyrium so that they can become stronger, open temporary Rifts, slow time down, and use mysterious spells, all through unknown means.
Tevinter is terribly weakened, corrupted, and will not last in the war against the Qunari.
Fen’Harel, now incredibly powerful, is planning to eliminate the Qun (good thing), but also to tear down the Veil (not that good, depending on the consequences). He will probably help the Tevinter slaves in rebelling against their masters too.
Titans are awakening. They are enormous beings living deep underground, whose blood has been consumed for millennia by mages and Templars alike, shaping the world as it is today. They also seem able to influence events above ground and they are very angry with the world or at least with the elves. They will probably re-establish their contact/link with the dwarves.
Something is happening in Weisshaupt, the Wardens have gone silent, and a new Blight is most likely coming.
The Evanuris are still locked away, but it’s obvious they will get free soon. They are a bunch of homicidal assholes who will not think twice about conquering Thedas again. They might be also tainted by the Blight, if the theories “Evanuris locked away with the Blight in the Black City” are true.
If Kieran was born, Flemeth/Mythal took the Old God’s soul from him, planning to do something with it. We still don’t know what it is, but it’s unlikely she will stay “dead”. She still has to have her revenge, her “reckoning which will shake the very heavens”.
Either Morrigan or the Inquisitor drank from the Well of Sorrows and the consequences of that act are still unclear, but whatever they are, they are going to suck or at least be mildly disturbing.
Mysterious Dalish elves live in the Tirashan. They are violent, cruel, and worship the Forgotten Ones.
Strange people from the Volca Sea are returning after a long absence, claiming a terrible calamity struck their lands.
We still don’t know what lies beyond the Amaranthine Ocean, but whatever it is, it makes people go insane and suicidal.
Basically Thedas right now:
Last doodle from my latest sketchbook.