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“people” with instagram ready rooms arent human

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what is this

people who decorate their living space solely based on how instagrammable it is. minimalism, fairy lights, some lame Breathe. Beautiful. wall decal, a single succulent on the nightstand. impeccably clean and empty, occupied by someone who’s personality is also empty

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you can just say rich people

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the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

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im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

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hi! this is a new account. i left tumblr a while ago and only made this account to post when i’ll need help.

and i need help right now. there’s no food and i just need 30 dollars to go and get food! its okay if you cant give anything but please reblog!

paypal.me/AKirk876 is my paypal!

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hello! i still need this! right now my paypal balance is(77 cents):

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hello! i still havent gotten anything! ty for all the reblogs!!

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hello!!! this is now my balance(5.77) i just need 25 more dollars!

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thank you all so much!! i now have a balance of 10.77 and just need 20 more dollars!

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I am having tea with Saint Francis in my bog

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I am not Catholic but I like the guy…

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This is a moodboard for when you’re scrolling through tumblr

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if youre ever having a bad day please remember party rock is in the house tonight everybody just have a good time and we gon make u lose your mind we just wanna see u shake that

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im trying to be positive in general but man

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morning guys! so what’s the mood today

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I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…

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please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

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i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

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dumb

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he does not know many things..

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I’m thinking about her

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forbidden fruit

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Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much?

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Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this “fruit” has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.

As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he’s a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it’s basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that’s what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.

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Human Brain: Don’t eat the posion pod its fucking posion Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is Vibrating Give It The Sex Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine it is safe.